Announcements!

Tabloia Mailer #23469$
Fans,
Chris Wisnia’s DORIS DANGER GIANT MONSTER ADVENTURES (SLG Publishing) is now available as an iPhone download … on Comixology and Panelfly! Go pick it up for half the old-school “printed” cover price!
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Once you download your copy, take it to Seattle’s EMERALD CITY COMIC-CON this weekend, March 13th and 14th, and have Chris Wisnia sign it! He’ll be at table H-04 (pronounced “Ho 4”) throughout the weekend, and making some appearances at the SLG booth 902 as well!
We haven’t hit the Seattle show since 2007, and are looking forward to seeing all our old friends! Oh do come say hi!
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Our best friend EVAN DORKIN had some very kind words to say about “Doris Danger Giant Monster Adventures” a few months ago, which we neglected to share! You can read it at his blog!
Then pop over to BLOG TALK RADIO and listen to a chat Chris did with SLG Publisher Dan Vado, and some after talk with our aforementioned best friend, Evan!

See you soon, fans!
-Rob Oder, Editor-in-Chief, Tabloia Weekly Magazine!
Proud supporters of Doris Danger Giant Monster Adventures!
www.chriswisniaarts.com
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Tabloia Mailer #4977.2

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Fans, thanks for reading! Quick note on hack CHRIS WISNIA’S first public appearances to promote “DORIS DANGER GIANT MONSTER ADVENTURES!” (now available!) and some more reviews and interviews!

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APPEARANCES!

Pack your bags, get your hotels and airline tickets booked, fans!

INDIE EUPHORIA, Sacramento CA, January 9 and 10! (That’s this weekend!)
Meet JIM WOODRING, JEFFREY BROWN, NATE POWELL, oh, and hack Chris!

SLG PRESENTS COMICS FEST II, San Jose, CA, January 16! (That’s next weekend!)

You can prepare in advance for other conventions Chris will be hitting this year, by visiting the “APPEARANCES” page of our website!!

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REVIEWS AND INTERVIEWS!

Here’s a kind review by MICHAEL MAY at COMIC BOOK RESOURCES’S “ROBOT 6!”

Here’s a kind interview by TIM O’SHEA … “TALKING COMICS WITH TIM”, over at Comic Book Resources!

And here’s a kind review by GREG BURGAS at CBR’S “A REVIEW A DAY”! (He didn’t love it … )

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DON’T LIKE THESE REVIEWS?

Write your own review, over at amazon!

You can also buy the book there, if you haven’t picked it up yet at your local comics shop!

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AND SPEAKING OF ME, ROB ODER, EDITOR-IN-CHIEF …

Did anyone notice last spam mailer’s links to interviews of ME, ROB ODER? It’s not every day a fictional editor is given an interview! My email is roder@chriswisniaarts.com! Why hasn’t anyone written in to say how much you enjoyed getting to know me better?? HELLO?
http://fromthetomb.blogspot.com/2009/11/deep-discussions-with-decapitated-dan.html
http://www.sequentialtart.com/article.php?id=1545

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Had enough, fans? Our mailing list is dwindling fast! Just reply to this email with the heading, “HAD ENOUGH”!

Thanks for reading!
ROB ODER,
Editor-in-Chief,
Tabloia Weekly Magazine!
Proud Publisher of “DORIS DANGER”!
www.chriswisniaarts.com !!!

TABLOIA MAILER #938-1b

Tomorrow, fans! Big day for KIRBY-STYLE GIANT MONSTERS! Parties in the streets! Partiers with champagne glasses and no pants!

‘DORIS DANGER GIANT MONSTER ADVENTURES’ is in stores tomorrow! (Wednesday, Nov 24, fans!)

Drop your model car and glue, or power saw, or lunch plate, or the dresser mirror you were hanging, and rush down to your nearest comics shop! Don’t know where to run?!! Call 1-888-COMIC-BOOK! Or visit the comics shop locator. It will make you popular!

Order it at AMAZON.COM! You’ll be so relieved you did!

‘DORIS DANGER GIANT MONSTER ADVENTURES’
Published by SLG!
96 Pages / B&W / Digest-Sized 5’x7.5′ / Young Adult / $9.95
Diamond Previews code: SEP090572
ISBN-13: 9781593621803

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LIVE RADIO CALL-IN SHOW! Tomorrow: 11/25/2009 2:00 PM CALIFORNIA TIME!

SLG Supreme Commander Dan Vado will be joined by Chris Wisnia, the creator of the new SLG graphic novel Doris Danger: Giant Monster Adventures, to talk about all things Doris, giant monster and odd. Also calling in for his now regular segment will be Evan Dorkin for another session of name-calling and thinly veiled anger.

Listen to the stream LIVE at SLG RADIO – and call in to to say hello! (646) 378-0737!

Or catch the archive at your leisure, any time!

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REVIEWS AND INTERVIEWS!

What a rash of press we’ve contracted this month!

First, pop over to DAVIS LIFE MAGAZINE online, where you’ll find a thirteen page article on CHRIS, including photos of his workspace at his home! Astute fans with good eyesight may even catch a sneak peek of a NEW, UNFINISHED DORIS DANGER PAGE Chris was working on that day!

Most important is that I, ROB ODER, Editor-in-Chief, have been interviewed TWICE! First, you can catch ME, exclusively interviewed by DECAPITATED DAN at ‘FROM THE TOMB MAGAZINE’! Photos included! Fantastic!

Then you can catch MORE of ME, interviewed WITH artistic hack Chris Wisnia, in a fantastic interview by RACHEL EDININ at ‘SEQUENTIAL TART’!

Next up is a fantastic interview of Chris by JENNIFER CONTINO at COMICON.COM’s ‘PULSE’!

And then you can catch a fantastic book review by ADAM McGOVERN over at ComicCritique.com!

Lastly, if you don’t enjoy ‘reading stuff’ … simply listen to this podcast interview by PETER JAFFE at COMIXOLOGY.COM!

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FREE CREATOR’S COMMENTARY???!

Don’t forget, after picking up the book, to go order your FREE CREATOR’S COMMENTARY CD, over at SLG GRAPHICS’ store!

Just click, ‘DORIS DANGER COMMENTARY CD,’ enter your address, and et c.! (you pay shipping!) Then pop over to CHRIS’S official website, where you can print yourself a CD COVER AND SLEEVE!

Have fun, kids!

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UNSUBSCIBE? Why not? I did it months ago! Just reply to this message with the heading, ‘WHY NOT!’

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See you next time, fans!
-Rob!

Tabloia Mailer #5927

Contents:
1. APPEARANCE!
2. REVIEWS and INTERVIEWS!
3. SEE WHY DORIS BACK-ISSUES = INSTANT COLLECTIBLES at AMAZON!
4. DORIS DANGER-STYLE MONSTERS IN SKEPTIC MAGAZINE??
5. DORIS TRAILER??!

RECAP:
Haven’t you heard, fans?? “Doris Danger Giant Monster Adventures” (SLG Publishing) will be in stores next month! 96 Pages / B&W / Digest-Sized 5″x7.5″ / Young Adult / $9.95! Diamond Previews code: SEP090572! If you haven’t done so, pre-order it right now by calling or going to your local comics shop (find your nearest shop here!)!

or pre-order it at Amazon.com!

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1. APPEARANCE!

That’s right, fans, our own artistic hack, CHRIS WISNIA, freshly recovered and rested from the SWINE FLU (103 degree fever, headache, chills, nausea, and one mild banana-triggered vomit attack), will be appearing this weekend at APE-CON! He’s no longer contagious! Table 551! See you there!

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2. REVIEWS and INTERVIEWS!

What a nice interview of our own artistic hack, Chris Wisnia, by Bill Baker!

What a kind review of the upcoming Doris Danger book, by Decapitated Dan over at “From The Tomb Magazine!

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3. DORIS’S BACK-ISSUES = INSTANT AMAZON COLLECTIBLES!

Now that DORIS DANGER has hit the “big time,” you can now pick up Doris’s first, $10 Giant-sized 9″ x 13″ treasury at Amazon, for only $101.06! NO JOKE! Here’s the link!

We also found our $15 “THE LUMP” selling for $45!

Or you may prefer to buy a copy or two of these direct from us, for cover price plus 2 bucks shipping, each! We’ll even sign ’em and doodle on the envelope! And collectors! Don’t forget that Doris’s coveted, rare and much-sought first appearances were in Tabloia Weekly Magazine #572-576! So be sure to pick all those up too! BUY, BUY BUY!
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4. DORIS DANGER-STYLE MONSTERS IN SKEPTIC MAGAZINE??

That’s right, fans and Chris Wisnia completists! In this month’s (October) Skeptic Magazine, our own artistic hack Chris Wisnia drew the full-page cover insert for Junior Skeptic! Colored by Daniel Loxton!: Go pick up your copy on the news stands!

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5. DORIS TRAILER??!

Wow! SLG posted a “trailer” for the upcoming Doris Danger book! Watch it here!

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Thanks for reading, fans! Keep your eyes peeled, because I, Rob Oder, Editor-in-Chief, just finished not one but TWO interviews to promote Doris Danger, which will be posting soon! No joke!
-Rob Oder, Editor-in-Chief!
www.chriswisniaarts.com

TABLOIA MAILER #98-830

Contents:
1. Chris Wisnia’s DORIS DANGER (SLG) NOW AVAILABLE TO ORDER!
2. SAN JOSE APPEARANCE!
3. FUN AND EXCITING ON-LINE DORIS DANGER STUFF!
4. INTERVIEWS AND REVIEWS ALREADY??!
5. NOTE TO NON-COMICS READERS, and ESTABLISHED DORIS FANS!

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1. DORIS DANGER (SLG) NOW LISTED IN PREVIEWS!

WOW, Fans! Chris Wisnia’s DORIS DANGER GIANT MONSTER ADVENTURES, published by SLG (!!!), order number SEP090572, is now available for pre-order at your local comics shop!

Call 1-888-COMIC-BOOK! Or click here to find your nearest comics shop and PRE-ORDER IT … NOW! http://www.comicshoplocator.com
Diamond Previews code: SEP090572

or … Buy it at AMAZON.COM … RIGHT NOW!
http://www.amazon.com/gp/product/1593621809?ie=UTF8&tag=skepticcom-20&linkCode=as2&camp=1789&creative=390957&creativeASIN=1593621809

Featuring a cover by SHAG, inks by DICK AYERS, and pin-ups by ARTHUR ADAMS, MIKE ALLRED, GENE COLAN, PETER BAGGE, RAMONA FRADON, DAVE GIBBONS, RUSS HEATH, LOS BROS HERNANDEZ, MIKE MIGNOLA, TONY MILLIONAIRE, JOHN SEVERIN, and BILL SIENKIEWICZ!

96 Pages / B&W / Digest-Sized 5″x7.5″ / Young Adult / $9.95
IN STORES NOVEMBER 2009!
Diamond Previews code: SEP090572
ISBN-13: 9781593621803

See a product description at her official website page!:
http://chriswisniaarts.com/doris_slg.shtml

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2. SAN JOSE APPEARANCE!

Mark your calendars, book your hotels, and buy your airline tickets! On September 19, artistic hack Chris Wisnia will be at:

“SLG Presents Week Three Comics Fest – One day mini-convention celebrating indie comics creators.”
577 S. Market Street (at Reed Street)
San Jose CA 95113
408-971-8929

Get the details, including guests, time, and map, on facebook:
http://www.facebook.com/event.php?eid=139502017541

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3. FUN AND EXCITING ON-LINE DORIS DANGER STUFF!

Myspace isn’t just for child predators and porn-sites! You can now become FRIENDS WITH DORIS DANGER at Myspace: www.myspace.com/dorisdanger

Or if myspace is too 2006 … Be a FACEBOOK FAN OF DORIS DANGER!:
http://www.facebook.com/home.php?#/pages/Doris-Danger-Giant-Monster-Adventures/261846675636?ref=ts

What fun!

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4. INTERVIEWS AND REVIEWS ALREADY??!

Mark Allen at 4 Color Commentary gave a very kind advance review here:
http://fourcolorcommentary.blogspot.com/2009/08/this-weeks-suspended-animation-doris.html

The Big Bad Wolf at ComicMonsters.com gave this kind interview:
http://www.comicmonsters.com/features-1049-Danger__Giant_Monster_Adventures_interview_with_Chris_Wisnia.html

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5. SPECIAL NOTE TO NON-COMICS READERS!
Dear non-comics readers, how can you help our struggling comics industry?

BUY DORIS DANGER GIANT MONSTER COMICS … RIGHT NOW!

The book’s success or cancellation is determined by pre-orders! If stores don’t know fans want “DORIS DANGER by SLG, SEP090572” … THEY WON’T ORDER IT! This is no laughing matter!

Get frantic! Call 1-888-COMIC-BOOK or go to http://www.comicshoplocator.com to find where your nearest comics shop is, rush in or call them, and demand that they order you at least one copy! Tell them: “It’s so fantastic, you should order extras for your shop! Neatly print and bring this important information for reference: “Doris Danger Giant Monster Adventures by SLG, Previews code: SEP090572!”

OR … if comics shops aren’t your thing … pre-order it at AMAZON.COM … RIGHT NOW, RIGHT HERE!
http://www.amazon.com/Doris-Danger-One-Monster-Stories/dp/1593621809/ref=sr_1_3?ie=UTF8&s=books&qid=1251400920&sr=8-3

Thanks for your support, future comics f.ans!

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6. SPECIAL NOTE TO ESTABLISHED FANS OF DORIS DANGER!

This issue collects most everything from Doris’s previous adventures! But SMALLER THAN EVER (digest-sized 5″x7 1/2″)! It’s a “MUST-HAVE!”

“But we own it all already, we’ve read it all!” TRUE, fans, true! However, so long as this book doesn’t lose money, a second volume of ALL-NEW MATERIAL will follow it! This is our only chance! PLEASE support it any way you can! Buy multiple copies and tell your friends to do the same! Write to your local newspaper, or on all the comics message boards, or to the President of the United States! Boldly spread word of how entertaining, humorous, realistic or frightening the stories are! Dear, dear fans … the fate of … THE FUTURE … is now in your hands!

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UNSUBSCRIBE? You’ve had enough? So simple … just reply to this email with the heading, “thanks but no thanks”!

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See you next time, fans! Thanks for reading,
Rob Oder, Editor-in-Chief!
Proud Publisher of Doris Danger
www.chriswisniaarts.com
http://www.slgcomic.com/Doris-Danger-Giant-Monster-Adventures-vol-1_df_476.html

TABLOIA MAILER #98-830

Highlights:
1. Chris Wisnia’s DORIS DANGER (SLG) NOW AVAILABLE TO ORDER!
2. SAN JOSE APPEARANCE!
5. SPECIAL INSTRUCTIONS FOR NON-COMICS READERS!
6. DORIS’S PLEA TO HER ESTABLISHED FANS!

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1. DORIS DANGER (SLG) NOW LISTED IN PREVIEWS!

WOW, Fans! Chris Wisnia’s DORIS DANGER GIANT MONSTER ADVENTURES, published by SLG (!!!), order number SEP090572, is now available for pre-order at your local comics shop!

Call 1-888-COMIC-BOOK! Or click here to find your nearest comics shop and PRE-ORDER IT … NOW! http://www.comicshoplocator.com
Diamond Previews code: SEP090572

or … Buy it at AMAZON.COM … RIGHT NOW!
http://www.amazon.com/gp/product/1593621809?ie=UTF8&tag=skepticcom-20&linkCode=as2&camp=1789&creative=390957&creativeASIN=1593621809

Featuring a cover by SHAG, inks by DICK AYERS, and pin-ups by ARTHUR ADAMS, MIKE ALLRED, GENE COLAN, PETER BAGGE, RAMONA FRADON, DAVE GIBBONS, RUSS HEATH, LOS BROS HERNANDEZ, MIKE MIGNOLA, TONY MILLIONAIRE, JOHN SEVERIN, and BILL SIENKIEWICZ!

96 Pages / B&W / Digest-Sized 5″x7.5″ / Young Adult / $9.95
IN STORES NOVEMBER 2009!
Diamond Previews code: SEP090572
ISBN-13: 9781593621803

See a product description at her official website page!:
http://chriswisniaarts.com/doris_slg.shtml
and a sneak peek at SLG:
http://www.slgcomic.com/Doris-Danger-Giant-Monster-Adventures-vol-1_df_476.html

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2. SAN JOSE APPEARANCE!

Mark your calendars, book your hotels, and buy your airline tickets! On September 19, artistic hack Chris Wisnia will be at:

“SLG Presents Week Three Comics Fest – One day mini-convention celebrating indie comics creators.”
577 S. Market Street (at Reed Street)
San Jose CA 95113

Get the details, including guests, time, and map, on facebook:
http://www.facebook.com/event.php?eid=139502017541

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3. FUN AND EXCITING ON-LINE DORIS DANGER STUFF!

Myspace isn’t just for child predators and porn-sites! You can now become FRIENDS WITH DORIS DANGER at Myspace: www.myspace.com/dorisdanger <http://www.myspace.com/dorisdanger>

Or if myspace is too 2006 … Be a FACEBOOK FAN OF DORIS DANGER!:
http://www.facebook.com/home.php?#/pages/Doris-Danger-Giant-Monster-Adventures/261846675636?ref=ts

What fun!

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4. INTERVIEWS AND REVIEWS ALREADY??!

Mark Allen at 4 Color Commentary gave a very kind advance review here:
http://fourcolorcommentary.blogspot.com/2009/08/this-weeks-suspended-animation-doris.html

The Big Bad Wolf at ComicMonsters.com gave this kind interview:
http://www.comicmonsters.com/features-1049-Danger__Giant_Monster_Adventures_interview_with_Chris_Wisnia.html

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5. SPECIAL INSTRUCTIONS FOR NON-COMICS READERS!

Dear non-comics readers, how can you help our struggling comics industry?

BUY DORIS DANGER GIANT MONSTER ADVENTURES … RIGHT NOW!

In the comic business (or “biz”), the book’s success or cancellation is determined by pre-orders! If stores don’t know fans want “DORIS DANGER by SLG, SEP090572” … THEY WON’T ORDER IT, and then their shop won’t carry it, and then millions of potential fans will miss out! This is no laughing matter!

Get frantic! Call 1-888-COMIC-BOOK or go to http://www.comicshoplocator.com to find where your nearest comics shop is, rush in or call them, and demand that they order you at least one copy! Tell them: “It’s so fantastic, you should order extras for your shop!” Neatly print and bring this important information for reference: “Doris Danger Giant Monster Adventures by SLG, Previews code: SEP090572!”

OR … if comics shops aren’t your thing … pre-order it at AMAZON.COM … RIGHT NOW, RIGHT HERE!:
http://www.amazon.com/Doris-Danger-One-Monster-Stories/dp/1593621809/ref=sr_1_3?ie=UTF8&s=books&qid=1251400920&sr=8-3
Thanks for your support, future comics f.ans!

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6. DORIS’S PLEA TO HER ESTABLISHED FANS!

This issue collects most everything from Doris’s previous adventures! But SMALLER THAN EVER (digest-sized 5″x7 1/2″)! It’s a “MUST-HAVE!”

“But we own it all already, we’ve read it all!” TRUE, fans, true! However, so long as this book doesn’t lose money, a second volume of ALL-NEW MATERIAL will follow it! This is our only chance! PLEASE support it any way you can! Buy multiple copies and tell your friends to do the same! Write to your local newspaper, or on all the comics message boards, or to the President of the United States! Boldly spread word of how entertaining, humorous, realistic or frightening the stories are! Dear, dear fans … the fate of … THE FUTURE … is now in your hands!

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UNSUBSCRIBE? You’ve had enough? So simple … just reply to this email with the heading, “thanks but no thanks”!

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See you next time, fans! Thanks for reading,
Rob Oder, Editor-in-Chief!
Proud Publisher of Doris Danger
www.chriswisniaarts.com
http://www.slgcomic.com/Doris-Danger-Giant-Monster-Adventures-vol-1_df_476.html

Tabloia Mailer # 48,874

Fans,

Print a copy of this email and save it in your wallet (men) or purse (women or men) for reference! This week, you can find artistic hack CHRIS WISNIA at SAN DIEGO COMIC-CON, Small Press area, table K-9 (like the dog)! It’s a corner booth against the farthermost, back, 2-mile-long wall (so easy to find)! And those who stopped by last year will remember how conveniently close the restrooms are after getting to know Chris!

BEWARE, those of you from the Midwest who are thinking it might be fun to drive into town for a quick easy day trip, maybe pop in for a quick hello … Comic-Con has been sold out for over three years, and hotels are sold out for six hundred miles around! Car traffic is in a grid-locked standstill throughout Southern California! Grocery store shelves are ravenously emptied and barren! Local crops are trampled! Buy your tickets to Comic-Con 2010 right away!

As for the measley 100,000 of you who managed to obtain tickets, we’ll see you there! – Rob Oder, Editor-in-Chief!

SECRET TIP: Ask Chris to see his 14-page sneak peek of the latest, full-length Dr. DeBunko adventure, or one of his two new secret projects, or photos of his three-year old and five-month old boys!

UNSUBSCRIBE: Please reply to this email with the heading, “boo hoo, I’ve had enough!”

Tabloia Mailer #293478
Wow, fans! It’s been years since we’ve published any books (besides a few chintzy mini-comics)! It’s been over half a year since our last weekly mailer! It’s been four months since we’ve made any appearances, or even bothered to update our website, www.chriswisniaarts.com! The economy is poor and the comics industry is suffering! IS THIS THE END OF TABLOIA??!!
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DORIS DANGER SIGNS ON WITH SLAVE LABOR GRAPHICS!
That’s right, fans! We’ve been dying to tell you for over a year!, but waiting for negotiations to be finalized! At last the contract is signed! Expect a 96-page, digest-sized (5″x7.5″) DORIS DANGER treasury, published by Slave Labor (that’s www.slgcomic.com) this year! Be sure to write in and congratulate us, and tell us how proud you are of us! More soon!
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TABLOIA VS. THE DIABOLICAL CRIMINAL ORGANIZATION KNOWN AS THE I.R.S.!
We’ve been dying to tell you for over a year and a half!, but waiting for negotiations to be finalized! At last the papers are signed! At last the story can be told!
At their most insidious and dishonest, the lying, bullying, evil I.R.S intimidated that Tabloia was a hobby and not a profession, and that Tabloia therefore owed $13,000!
Those criminal, %&&%@?!-sucking %&*#$-holes, in reality, owed Tabloia thousands of dollars! It took a year and a half of beating them off with a stick (and the most expensive lawyer Tabloia could find) . . . with the result being, those pieces of &%$!?&*$ had to eat our bagoo, pay out, and acknowledge that TABLOIA IS NOT A HOBBY! So kiss &%?$#*, you lousy #@!&-wits!
Be sure and write in and congratulate us on that taxing, hard-fought victory, against perhaps the most wicked force of evil the world has ever known!
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BABY ANNOUNCEMENT!
In the thick of all this Tabloia excitement and business, on March 1st 2009, Tabloia’s artistic hack, Chris Wisnia, had a second baby son! Be sure and write in to congratulate Chris, and welcome baby Boris to the Wisnia artistic hack family! You can look forward to meeting him at the next convention!
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WONDERCON MARCH 2009 UPDATE!
Tabloia’s artistic hack, Chris Wisnia, will be unable to attend last month’s Wondercon 2009 (see “Baby Announcement” above)! He’ll sorely miss seeing all of you and bitterly resents his family for this poorly scheduled birth of his son, so be sure and write in and let Chris know how much you’ll miss seeing him!
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APRIL FOOL’S ANNOUNCEMENT!
Tabloia Weekly Magazine doesn’t celebrate April Fool’s, fans! We think it’s cruel!
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See you soon,
Rob Oder,
Editor-in-Chief
Tabloia Weekly Magazine!
www.chriswisniaarts.com

Live Interview!

Tabloia Mailer #9347

Sorry for back-to-back spam mailings, fans!

Quickly: This Tuesday, September 30, at 5pm California time, Chris Wisnia will be interviewed on Javier “El Muerto” Hernandez’s live podcast, “Planet Comic Book Radio!” Please pop over to www.planetcomicbookradio.com for the show (live or archived for your convenience) where Chris will be discussing his comics projects and zany convention adventures!

Thanks,
See you there!
Rob Oder
Editor-in-Chief,
Tabloia Weekly Magazine
www.chriswisniaarts.com

UNSUBSCRIBE: So simple! Just reply to this spam mailer!

Tabloia Mailer #92680

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APPEARANCES!

That’s right, fans! Our artistic hack, Chris Wisnia, will be appearing live for one day only, with his best friend Joshua Dysart (fantastic writer of Unknown Soldier, BRPD, Swamp Thing), at “FROM BEYOND BEYOND,” Sacramento’s Horror and Sci-Fi Convention Sept.26-27. Go say hi to Joshua any time, or to Chris on Saturday! At 5:20, catch Chris and Joshua at “A Visual Assault to the Senses: A Comic Book Panel!”

Get the skinny at www.sacanime.com/fromthelandbeyond

We’ll see you there!

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DICK HAMMER TURNS 100!

That’s right, fans (WOW!), DICK HAMMER: THE DAILIES web comic, posted once a week (or so), has just released its ONE HUNDREDTH installment, only at:

www.chriswisniaarts.com/hammerweb.shtml

Now that we’re one hundred pages in, all that dull, unrelated exposition is just about out of the way, and the story is ready to finally begin soon! What better time to read about your favorite Dick?!

We’ll see you there!

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FREE COMICS!

That’s right, fans! We know we’ve said it before, but this time it’s for real, no strings attached!

At [link deleted, because it turns out, we hate these guys!], Chris Wisnia has posted eleven installments of Tabloia, Doris Danger, and Dr. DeBunko, COMPLETELY FREE TO YOU!

If you tried this earlier this year, then check out the improvements! NO MORE needing to register! NO MORE giving your email! NO MORE credit card numbers! And yes, EVERYONE AROUND THE WORLD may now view these fantastic comics COMPLETELY FREE!

Please check it out! If you want to see everything Chris has posted, just memorize this simple combination of numbers and letters:

[link deleted, because these guys didn’t pay us when they owed us money]

We’ll see you there!

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CHRIS WISNIA IS A ROCK STAR???!

That’s right, fans!

Comic book hack, Chris Wisnia, is also secretly the singer and guitarist for Davis CA’s noisy rock band, WEIRD HAROLD! After three years as a duo and two years off, WEIRD HAROLD is back with their new hot female Asian twenty-one-year-old bassist! Check ’em out, and visit periodically for new photos and music, at:

www.myspace.com/weirdharoldrocks

We’ll see you there!

-Rob Oder, Editor-in-Chief
Tabloia Weekly Magazine
www.chriswisniaarts.com

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Tabloia Mailer #9805

Fans!

Do we have a couple quick, exciting bulletins for you!

ITEM!
SAN DIEGO COMIC-CON is this week … July 23-27 … and our artistic hack, CHRIS WISNIA, will be available for you, his adoring fans, only in the SMALL PRESS AREA! Just look for table K9 – like the dog! Or look us up in the Small Press listing under ‘C’ for Chris!

Come say hi! We look forward to seeing you in San Diego!

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We apologize we haven’t written sooner to keep you updated, but Chris has been busy putting together, not one, not two, but FIVE BRAND-NEW MINI-COMICS! And we’re talking 32-40 pagers each!

Thrill to the site of DICK HAMMER: THE DAILIES: THE MINI COMICS: VOLUMES ONE, TWO, AND THREE! You haven’t read DICK HAMMER:THE DAILIES??!! Visit WWW.TABLOIA.COM right away!

Thrill to the site of ‘SHOCKING TRUE STORIES FROM THE BIBLE, CHAPTER ONE,’ a VH-1-style documentary featuring JOHN THE BAPTIST! The art, which references all your favorite classic Christian museum masterworks (but with voice-bubbles) was so precious, Chris did a supplementary volume of art only, with one fully-sized splash-page image per page! That’s ‘SHOCKING TRUE STORIES OF THE BIBLE: THE IMAGES!’ A must for anyone who may not appreciate our critical take on John the Baptist!

We’ll post all the new books for sale at our website, WWW.TABLOIA.COM, just as soon as we get back from San Diego!

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ITEM! We have posted ELEVEN Salt Peter Press comics at [website link deleted – because we don’t like this company any more and our books are no longer available here], available for FREE DOWNLOAD!

If you haven’t read all eleven yet … then you may need to wait a little longer! The good news is that [said unliked company] is going global! Up until now, they have only allowed free downloads for continental U.S.ers, and the rest of the world can kiss our tush! But NOW, all you tush-kissers around the world can enjoy FREE DOWNLOADS, just like the rest of us! SOON … Which leads to the bad news! [unliked company] is temporarily down, while they get their worldwide act together! So keep checking in!

Go to [don’t go to this company – we don’t like them], and enter your email to be notified when the site is back up! When they’re up, go to

[again, don’t bother going to this website]

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ITEM! We’ve just been bursting to share some EXCITING NEWS with all our favorite fans, regarding one of our books going to an actual publisher! Well after a lot of hard work and three months, we STILL DON’T KNOW IF IT’S GOING TO HAPPEN OR NOT! So you’re just going to have to wait a little longer! We’ll keep you posted!

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Thanks for reading, fans! Have you had enough? UNSUBSCRIBE: Just reply to this email, with the heading, ‘I’m not doing it to hurt your feelings!’

-Rob Oder, Editor-in-Chief
www.chriswisniaarts.com