Tabloia Mailer # 48,874
Fans,
Print a copy of this email and save it in your wallet (men) or purse (women or men) for reference! This week, you can find artistic hack CHRIS WISNIA at SAN DIEGO COMIC-CON, Small Press area, table K-9 (like the dog)! It’s a corner booth against the farthermost, back, 2-mile-long wall (so easy to find)! And those who stopped by last year will remember how conveniently close the restrooms are after getting to know Chris!
BEWARE, those of you from the Midwest who are thinking it might be fun to drive into town for a quick easy day trip, maybe pop in for a quick hello … Comic-Con has been sold out for over three years, and hotels are sold out for six hundred miles around! Car traffic is in a grid-locked standstill throughout Southern California! Grocery store shelves are ravenously emptied and barren! Local crops are trampled! Buy your tickets to Comic-Con 2010 right away!
As for the measley 100,000 of you who managed to obtain tickets, we’ll see you there! – Rob Oder, Editor-in-Chief!
SECRET TIP: Ask Chris to see his 14-page sneak peek of the latest, full-length Dr. DeBunko adventure, or one of his two new secret projects, or photos of his three-year old and five-month old boys!
UNSUBSCRIBE: Please reply to this email with the heading, “boo hoo, I’ve had enough!”