Announcements!

The “Ultimate Doris Danger web comic” is completely caught up at last, fans! All pages posted now come complete with excruciatingly thorough commentary comments, original pencils, amusing (and not so amusing) anecdotal tidbits, name-dropping and photos, ads run during the period, alternate covers, and MORE! If for some reason we come up with anything else to add, we’ll go back and add it along the way!

From here on out, we’ll spend one day posting an “Ultimate Doris Danger page web comic” page, and then the next day posting the commentary!

Enjoy, fans!
Rob Oder, Editor-in-Chief!

CHRIS WISNIA INTERVIEW ON YOUTUBE!
SHOCKING NEWS EXPOSEE! CHRIS WISNIA REVEALS ALL!

Wow, fans! Giant monsters DO EXIST! “Cinema Insomnia” horror host Mr. Lobo interviews Chris Wisnia (of Tabloia Weekly Magazine) on the real-life existence of giant monsters! directed by Christopher Perguidi, edited by James Myrick. It’s at YOUTUBE!

Image courtesy of Terry Galusha!

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SLG SALE!

Use the following coupon code at checkout:2011

Through Saturday! SLG’s website (www.slgcomic.com) is having a SALE! 30% off everything in the store!

You can find the Doris Danger book and t-shirts (and then pick up the free CREATOR’S COMMENTARY CD while you’re at it!) HERE!

Woop, sorry! Looks like we’ve got one more week of polishing up all those old “Ultimate Doris Danger” commentaries, fans! Sorry for the delay! Either check it all out, starting HERE, or just come back next week for some non-commentary Tabloia fun! Enjoy! – Rob Oder, Editor-in-Chief!

 

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Buy Doris Danger stuff at our MERCHANDISE PAGE!

Well hello again, fans!

More of the same this week! It doesn’t look like we’re doing anything, but peruse the OLD “Ultimate Doris Danger” web comic pages, and you’ll see we’re filling in and bulking up the commentary!

Enjoy! – Rob Oder, Editor-in-Chief!

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Buy Doris Danger stuff at our MERCHANDISE PAGE!

Hi Fans!

Don’t worry! Here at Tabloia Weekly Magazine – the Web Comic – we’re still making entries every day, even if it doesn’t APPEAR so! This week, we’ll be busy going back into previous entries, and entering as much insightful “commentary” info as we’re able! Flip back and ENJOY!

Rob Oder, Editor-in-Chief, Tabloia Weekly Magazine!

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Buy it at AMAZON.com …NOW!
Buy the book and t-shirts, or order the free commentary CD at SLG’s OFFICIAL PAGE!
Buy other Doris Danger books and stuff at our MERCHANDISE PAGE!

BUY IT FROM SLG!
BUY IT FROM iTUNES!
BUY IT FROM BARNES AND NOBLE!

” “Doris Danger” is terrific stuff! Perfectly apes that Marvel period when Jack Kirby WAS king and everybody was trying to, or being told to, draw like him. But this isn’t cheap lampooning, this is well-conceived and executed comics with knock-out art and hilariously funny stories done with just the right balance of reverence and parody! It’s like taking a trip back to a simpler more sincere time and spending a few minutes with familiar but somehow refreshing old friends! Walk don’t run to your nearest retailer and pick this stuff up–it’s a hoot and a holler and deserves a place on any conscientious collector’s book shelf! I envy you your first experience with DORIS!” – Bruce Jones

“Very fun and wild retro-cool-monster-driven stuff.” – J.H. Williams III

“It’s not easy catching the vibe of the classic Kirby Monsters, but Chris Wisnia does it with style. It’s like finding a hidden treasure.” – Steve Niles

“I love this “giant-monster” stuff!  And since Stan and Jack (with or without Larry Lieber and Dick Ayers) aren’t doing it any more, someone’s got to take up the slack.  That makes Chris Wisnia the biggest slacker of all!  King Kong has been dethroned… and, as Nietzche once said, Godzilla is dead!” – Roy Thomas

“If you like giant monsters, AND Doris Danger, then how could you possibly not LOVE Doris Danger Giant Monster Stories?  Answer: You Couldn’t!” – Peter Bagge

“Doris Danger’s many things, a comedy, monster theater, adventure, sure, but most of all it’s a tragedy in my eyes, mainly for the fact that I can’t help but be depressed about real life not being this awesome.” – Jhonen Vasquez

“Bullets can’t stop it! Bombs can’t stop it! You cannot escape! DORIS
DANGER! She fascinates you! Compels you! She cannot be resisted! So
don’t even try! Grab this book now — and enjoy your doom!” – Kurt Busiek

“I read the preview you supplied, and suddenly I was back in the 1950’s. Comics-wise, that’s a good, fun thing. Anything Dick Ayers touches has magic for me. People out there! Read this! Have some fun! Smile! Or, at least buy it and support the arts!” – Jim Shooter

BUY IT FROM SLG!
BUY IT FROM iTUNES!
BUY IT FROM BARNES AND NOBLE!

Tabloia Mailer #0000084371
Good morning, Tabloia fans!
ITEM! Our own artistic hack, Chris Wisnia, will be appearing at Sacramento’s “Indie Euphoria” Indy Comix, DIY, Vinyl Toy, Music & Urban Art Show! Chris will have a booth for his comics, and bring about twenty or so pages of sneak-peeks of the upcoming SLG-published second volume of Doris Danger! AND . . . from 5pm-6pm, Chris’s noisy, spastic rock band, Weird Harold, will be making a rare, EARLY, all-ages performance!
DETAILS: Sunday June 27, 2010 at the Scottish Rite Center (6151 H St., Sacramento CA). Hours: 10-6, Entry: $5 (includes band performances). Go to www.facebook.com/indyeuphoria

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INCREDIBLE ITEM! THE RETURN OF “TABLOIA WEEKLY MAGAZINE!”
Fans, since the comic’s cancellation in 2006, all you Tabloia fans (Ed, Nick, and Jordy) have wept and had a hole in your hearts . . . UNTIL NOW! “Tabloia Weekly Magazine” has returned at last, now as a daily-posted web-comic! Check it out, for now, at our previous Tabloia blog site: www.chriswisniaarts.com/blog
WHAT IS TABLOIA? It’s the daily (weekdaily) post of all your favorite comics, heart-wrenching diary entries, monster drawings, photos, commentaries, and maybe two things more! Since March, we’ve been secretly posting the classics “Doris Danger Giant Monster Adventures” and “The Lump!” We’ve also posted our first “Best friends of the comics industry” photos and “Diary of a Struggling Comics Artist” entries in two years!
We didn’t want anyone to miss out, so we’re announcing the site now, even though we’re still working the bugs out! We will announce an official release soon! (Which will kick off with . . . who knows? Keep checking in . . . DAILY (weekdaily) for the return of the “Spider Twins contest” and even never-before-published Spider Twins comic adventures! never-before-published Dr. DeBunko Adventures! Pin-ups or rare stories and art that our own artistic hack Chris Wisnia has contributed to other books! “Shocking True Stories of the Bible!” Never-before-seen projects, like “Limbo Cafe!” and “Brush with Anger: starring Agent Ian Anger!”
That’s all at www.chriswisniaarts.com/blog (or coming there soon), with something new posted DAILY (weekdaily)!
NOTE: We know, fans, WE KNOW! A few years ago you had trusted us, when we had been posting mere WEEKLY things here and there, and where did we go? What happened to those things? Why were they left unfinished? How could we abandon you like that? Can you trust us, if you come back, with an even more demanding DAILY (weekdaily) format? Or will we just abandon you again?

Maybe so, fans . . . MAYBE SO!
www.chriswisniaarts.com/blog … DAILY (weekdaily)!

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Thanks for checking things out, fans, write and let us know what you think! -Rob Oder, Editor-in-Chief! (www.chriswisniaarts.com)

Tabloia Mailer #b – 350789

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Quick note, fans!

SLG Publishing (Slave Labor Graphics) is having a sale this week, offering a 25% discount on everything in their store! The discount will automatically be added to your cart! Don’t delay! Go HERE!

This is the perfect opportunity to buy TWO BRAND NEW DORIS DANGER T-SHIRTS!

Here’s one! Here’s t’other!

Then, if you haven’t picked it up yet, you could also buy the “Doris Danger Giant Monster Adventures” comic at 25% off! CLICK THIS!

And last but MOST IMPORTANT OF ALL, throw in a FREE DORIS DANGER CREATOR’S COMMENTARY CD! Right here!

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NOTE to fans we met at this year’s Emerald City Comic-Con!
We realized we brought and sold some “odd” commentary CD’s! If the two people who bought them bothered to listen to them, they MAY have realized the last track played first, all the way through to the first track playing last! We sure apologize about that! The exciting news for you is … imagine how these could come to be more collectible than that stamp with the upside-down plane! Please write us and let us know if you managed to pick one of these up from us!

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Happy Birthday to “Tabloia Weekly Magazine’s” own artistic hack, Chris Wisnia, who’s turning 38 tomorrow!

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See you next time! -Rob Oder, Editor-in-Chief! (www.chriswisniaarts.com)

TABLOIA MAILER #946811-1b

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DORIS DANGER “MONSTERS!” ART SHOW!
DORIS DANGER fans! Come see some fantastic DORIS DANGER GIANT MONSTER original art, at the SLG Boutiki and Gallery this Friday, April 2! The party starts at 8pm! FREE ADMISSION!
The Boutiki Gallery is located at 577 S. Market Street San Jose, CA 95113! The opening coincides with the San Jose First Friday art walk, and will be up all month!
The MONSTERS! art show features twenty-two original giant moster splash pages by Chris Wisnia, as well as twenty-two pin-ups by the biggest names in the comics industry! Artists on display include Brian Bolland, Sam Kieth, Russ Heath, Gene Colan, Geof Darrow, Thomas Yeates, Peter Bagge, George Tuska, Bill Sienkiewicz, Tony Millionaire, Dave Gibbons, Simon Bisley, David Mack, JH Williams III, Ryan Sook, Los Bros Hernandez, Jill Thompson, Mike Allred, and Mike Ploog!
Much of the work has not yet been published!
Visit the facebook page and invite yourself to join in the fun!

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WONDERCON, San Francisco!
Since you’ll be in San Jose for the gallery show, why not pop over to Wondercon in San Francisco! Only about a forty-five minute drive! Wondercon is all weekend – including Easter Sunday! (Chris will have a table in artist alley AA-22, Friday and Saturday only! He will also be signing at the SLG booth #707 periodically!) Come see some brand new full-color GIANT MONSTER PRINTS! Check out the DORIS DANGER COMMENTARY CD! Pick up your signed, sketched-in copy of SLG’s DORIS DANGER GIANT MONSTER ADVENTURES! And … that’s about it!
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-Rob Oder, editor-in-chief, Tabloia Weekly Magazine!
www.chriswisniaarts.com