Announcements!

MONSTROSIS (published by SLG) will be out at the end of the year. In preparation, SLG is currently offering issues one through three as digital downloads!  ISSUE ONE IS FREE!  Issues two and three are only 99 cents!  Let’s get buying!

http://www.slgcomic.com/Monstrosis_c_272.html

ISSUE NUMBER THREE – A NOT-TO-BE-MISSED ISSUE! A Giant Monster rages on the Great Wall of China! A sword fight rages on the Great Wall of China! A giant monster rages against an air force fleet (NOT on the Great Wall of China!)! And BONUS! FOUR “offices of Tabloia Weekly Magazine” Dialogue Sequences! By CHRIS WISNIA, with a giant monster sequence inked by MIKE ALLRED, and featuring pin-ups of giant monsters by industry greats ALEX MALEEV, RYAN SOOK, JILL THOMPSON, and THOMAS YEATES!

“Bullets can’t stop it! Bombs can’t stop it! You cannot escape! DORIS DANGER! She fascinates you! Compels you! She cannot be resisted! So don’t even try! Grab this book now — and enjoy your doom!” – Kurt Busiek

“Chris Wisnia cracks me up.” – Eddie Campbell

Wow, fans! It’s just such an honor to finally be recognized! Here’s a SECOND LETTER from the CONTINENTAL BROADCASTING NETWORK INC.! If they say they’ve “reserached” me and found my candidacy of “knowledge, wxperience and achievement” to meet their standards, this is a company I want to be associated with! -Rob Oder, fictitious Editor-in-Chief of the fictitious periodical, “Tabloia Weekly Magazine!”

August 5,  2011

Rob,

Respectfully I would like to convey to you that the Editorial Department of CWW has reserached you and your candidacy within our coveted association among professionals and executives and are anticipating your biographical confirmation.

This platform is revered by professionals and executives alike who are sought for their knowledge, experience and achievement throughout their  given industry.

On behalf of our members and staff, we wish you continued success.

Terry Mansfield
Member Services Director

CONTINENTAL BROADCASTING NETWORK INC.

July 22, 2011

Rob,

It is my pleasure to inform you that the Editorial Department within the ranks of our alliance with CWW have advocated your candidacy as a Editor-in-Chief with Tabloia Weekly Magazine and are awaiting your biographical confirmation.

Our forum is renowned by professionals and executives who maintain continuous knowledge, experience and achievement throughout their industry.

On behalf of our members and staff, we wish you continued success.

Terry Mansfield
Member Services Director

 

So, SO sorry we haven’t been posting daily updates, fans! But we have been working so hard to create some shocking and exciting projects, that there hasn’t been time for sleeping, brushing our teeth, making our beds, or posting!  We’ll have some big announcements next week, right before we leave for San Diego Comic-Con!  Until then, here’s a QUICK, EXCITING ANNOUNCMENT! -Rob Oder, Editor-in-Chief!

TABLOIA MAILER #4

 

What a surprise we have in store for you today, fans!

“MONSTROSIS” IS NOW AVAILABLE … FOR FREE!

That’s right, fans!  “MONSTROSIS” (A Doris Danger Giant Monster Adventure in the classic Atlas era Lee-Kirby style) chapters one AND two, are now available as digital downloads for your desktop, iPad or iPhone!  SLG Publishing is offering issue number one COMPLETELY FREE, and issue number two is only 99 cents!   For that price, you can afford to buy three of each and never even bother to read ‘em!  What are you waiting for???!  Go RIGHT NOW to start downloading and reading:

http://www.slgcomic.com/Monstrosis_c_272.html

Be sure to rate the comic five or so stars after you download it!

MONSTROSIS will be released digitally in six fantastic chapters, and then collected in an actual NON-DIGITAL book at the end of the year!

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MONSTERS! Giant monsters to be exact. Big bug-eyed monsters in the grand tradition of Jack Kirby and all of the comics we used to know and love. One of the oddest comics you will ever read, Monstrosis follows our favorite hero Doris Danger as she delves deep into the mystery of the giant monsters that seem to be everywhere.

 

 Written and illustrated by Chris Wisnia, people love Monstrosis and its odd, quirky humor.

 

Featuring pin-ups of giant monsters by NEAL ADAMS, DICK AYERS, SIMON BISLEY, BRIAN BOLLAND, NICK CARDY, GOEFREY DARROW, GUY DAVIS, LUIS DOMINGUEZ, AL FELDSTEIN, SAM GLANZMAN, MICHAEL GOLDEN, SAM KIETH, DAVID MACK, ALEX MALEEV, MIKE PLOOG, JOHN SEVERIN, RYAN SOOK, JILL THOMPSON, GEORGE TUSKA, JH WILLIAMS III, and THOMAS YEATES, and also featuring giant monster stories inked by MIKE ALLRED, BILL SIENKIEWICZ, and HERB TRIMPE!

“This has got to be the most eccentric comics project I have ever seen.” – Daniel Clowes

“I can’t help but be depressed about real-life not being this awesome.” – Jhonen Vasquez

“It’s like finding a hidden treasure.” – Steve Niles

“The giddiness of this stuff is contagious.” – Brian Azzarello

“If you like giant monsters, AND Doris Danger, then how could you possibly not LOVE Doris Danger Giant Monster Stories?” – Peter Bagge

(See more quotes of endorsement from your favorites comics creators here: ) https://chriswisniaarts.com/blog/?cat=74

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Thanks for reading, fans!
Rob Oder,
Editor-in-Chief!
www.chriswisniaarts.com

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UNSUBSCRIBE: Feel free to respond to this email with the heading “that’s all for now!”

TABLOIA MAILER #1,354,273 and 1/3

DORIS DANGER PRINTS!?? That’s right!

FOUR 11″x17″ FULL-COLOR DORIS DANGER PRINTS! Beautifully colored by the talented Stephen R. Buell (www.lostinthedark.com)!

Pick yours up today! Or tomorrow! Simply go to www.chriswisniaarts.com/merchandise.shtml and click on “DORIS DANGER!”

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WOW! Doris Danger is now in TWO COMICS ANTHOLOGIES! A different sneak peek of the upcoming 160-page “MONSTROSIS” (A DORIS DANGER GIANT MONSTER ADVENTURE by Chris Wisnia) is in each! Read on, fans!

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“SLAM BANG: THE ROBOT THEME ISSUE” – Authored by Allen Freeman

This book reprints the 5 page outer space “Muh Muh Muh” story, and includes a brand-new, never published 5 page robot adventure from Doris’s upcoming book!

Editor Allen Freeman brings together some of the greatest talents in American comics for a fully illustrated comic festival on paper. Featuring cartoons by Brad Foster, Dan Burke, Dean LeCrone, Christina Wald, Ed Bolman, Chris Wisnia, George Leon, Nate Corrigan, Matt Feazell, Jim Pack, Robin Ator and 20 more amazing creators! Over 20 years in publication, Slam Bang is the best American anthology of comics available. Fantastic! Over 200 pages of comics.

Publication Date: May 03 2011
ISBN/EAN13: 146115264X / 9781461152644
Page Count: 224
Binding Type: US Trade Paper
Trim Size: 6″ x 9″
Color: Black and White with Bleed

AVAILABLE NOW! ORDER YOUR COPY HERE: www.createspace.com/3607656

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“GIANTS” – Written and Illustrated by Dan Burke. Rock Baker. Chris Wisnia.

This book contains an eight-page fully colored sneak peek of Doris Danger’s upcoming book!

A celebration of classic silver age comics. 5 stories about GIANTS. “Green Giantess” by Rock Baker. “Doris Danger” by Chris Wisnia. “Fear of Blue Giants”, “Giant Gia”, and “Gabba Gabba Hey” a punk rock monster fest, all by Dan Burke. Sci-fi stories like the ones they used to tell in the Atlas-Marvel silver age. A return to dot patterns and wild stories.  One page of indie comic reviews. Full color magazine-sized book.

Publication Date: June 2011
Page Count: 32
Binding Type: Saddle-stitched
Trim Size: Magazine-Sized 8″ x 10.5″
Color: Full Color

AVAILABLE NOW! ORDER YOUR COPY HERE: www.indyplanet.com/store/product_info.php?products_id=5354

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NEWS regarding “MONSTROSIS” – Doris Danger’s upcoming 160 page extravaganza!

Exciting things are beginning to happen! We’ll be announcing some big dates and updates … soon, fans! Look forward to our pre-“San Diego Comic-Con” mailer next month!

“MONSTROSIS: A DORIS DANGER GIANT MONSTER ADVENTURE” reveals at last the story you’ve been clamoring to have told: “The Russian Giant Monster Conspiracy!”

160 pages of MOSTLY BRAND NEW DORIS DANGER excitement, featuring pin-ups by NEAL ADAMS, SIMON BISLEY, BRIAN BOLLAND, NICK CARDY, GOEFREY DARROW, GUY DAVIS, LUIS DOMINGUEZ, AL FELDSTEIN, MICHAEL GOLDEN, SAM KIETH, DAVID MACK, ALEX MALEEV, MIKE PLOOG, RYAN SOOK, JILL THOMPSON, GEORGE TUSKA, JH WILLIAMS III, and THOMAS YEATES!

PLUS stories inked by MIKE ALLRED, BILL SIENKIEWICZ, and HERB TRIMPE!

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Thanks for reading! If you want to UNSUBSCRIBE, reply to this email with the header, “I like you, and I still want to be friends, BUT…”

See you next time,
Rob Oder,
Editor-in-Chief
www.chriswisniaarts.com

Delight and terrify your family with these realistic DORIS DANGER GIANT MONSTER PRINTS!  11″x17″!  Full color!

Available now at DORIS’S MERCHANDISE PAGE!

Doris Danger’s publisher – SLG – is having a sale this weekend. 25% off anything at their website, including Doris Danger stuff – no coupon is required, and US orders over $25 are shipped free ground freight. Enjoy!

www.slgcomic.com

If you want to see their Doris Danger stuff, go HERE!

Tabloia Mailer #1948a
Wow! Long time, fans! It’s been NINE MONTHS since our last mailer! See below for the reasons why! And now, on to the announcements:

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WONDERCON!
This Friday through Sunday, Chris Wisnia will be sitting at the SLG booth (stop by to find official signing times)! Chris will be selling posters, t-shirts, and books! And the SLG booth will be giving away copies of the 96-page “DORIS DANGER GIANT MONSTER ADVENTURES Vol. 1” to promote volume two . . . “MONSTROSIS!” as a downloadable comic, and as a 160-page comic later this year!

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MONSTROSIS!

That’s right, “DORIS DANGER VOLUME TWO!” 160 pages of MOSTLY BRAND NEW DORIS DANGER excitement! Due for release later this year! Featuring pin-ups by BRIAN BOLLAND, NEAL ADAMS, JILL THOMPSON, JEFF DARROW, MIKE PLOOG, SIMON BISLEY, MICHAEL GOLDEN, DAVID MACK, and more! PLUS stories inked by MIKE ALLRED and HERB TRIMPE! We’ll keep you posted as the release draws closer, fans! (Ask Chris to show you a sneak peek at Wondercon!)

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DORIS DANGER SITINGS!
Fans, to celebrate the upcoming 160-page second volume of Doris Danger, Doris’s new adventures will be “sneak-peeked” in TWO upcoming comic book anthologies!
First:
Slam Bang #6 Vol. III the ROBOT issue (or issue #46)
edited by our best friend, Allen Freeman
in stores April 2011! 150 pages, 6×9″, b&w, square-bound, $10.00
Fan-Atic Press
order your copy: www.fanaticpress.com
Doris Danger’s outer space “Muh Muh Muh” 5-page story will be republished, as well as a brand new 5-page robot story!

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Second:
“GIANTS anthology”
Published, edited and colored by our best friend, Dan Burke!
Shipping June 2011! 48 pages, magazine size, full color
The first chapter (eleven pages) of the upcoming Doris Danger GIANT MONSTER adventures, “MONSTROSIS,” will be “sneak-peeked” here! We’ll pass on more order info, etc., as we receive it!
Third:
Our best friend MIKE HAMPTON is publishing a Zombie pin-up Chris drew for him, in “Hot Zombie Chicks #5!” Mike is debuting the comic at WONDERCON! Look for his booth!
comic sized, color with some b/w, $5, also available at Mike’s website:
www.thereisnohalo.com

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DORIS DANGER for your iPad or iPhone!
WOW! 99 pages of “Doris Danger Giant Monster Adventures” (SLG Publishing) is only $1.99 at Comixology.com! Download it to your iPhone (or just view it from your computer):

www.comixology.com

If you haven’t used comixology to read digital comics before, you’ll need to sign up, then download the app:

( www.itunes.apple.com/us/app/comics/id303491945?mt=8 ),

and you’re ready to go! So easy . . . so fun!

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WWW.TABLOIA.COM and WWW.FACEBOOK.COM/CHRISWISNIA
For those who haven’t visited our NEW TABLOIA.COM website recently, you’ve been missing out! Since March of last year, we’ve been posting brand new features to the blog . . . WEEKDAILY! You’ll see SOMETHING NEW every day! Comics, photos, GIANT MONSTER sketches by all your favorite artists, “Diary of a Struggling Comics Artist” entries, and more! Just click on “Tabloia: The Daily Web Comic!” We’ve been migrating our entire website there, so start popping over – every day – to browse around!
You may have noticed we’ve been phasing out email announcements! If you’ve missed out on all your favorite Tabloia updates, and would enjoy smaller and more frequent notices than once every nine months, we’ve been moving over to www.facebook.com/chriswisnia AND Doris Danger’s official Facebook page, www.facebook.com/pages/Doris-Danger-Giant-Monster-Adventures/261846675636 .
If you’re a “Facebookie”, please come say hi, so we can all be best friends and keep better in touch there! If you’re not, please write in, so we know to keep up the periodic SPAM MAILINGS!

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That’s all for now, fans! If you want to UNSUBSCRIBE, simply reply to this email with the heading “Thanks, but no thanks! And thanks!”
Rob Oder, Editor-in-Chief!
www.chriswisniaarts.com

WOW! “Doris Danger Giant Monster Adventures” (SLG Publishing) is now $1.99 at Comixology.com!

Download the 99-page adventure to your iPhone!

www.comixology.com

Haven’t used Comixology? You will need to download an app. Just go here:

www.itunes.apple.com

Click “DOWNLOAD THE APP”! It will take you to your iTunes store, and the app is free! Whee! Now you’re all set to buy “DORIS DANGER GIANT MONSTER ADVENTURES!” and read it on the go! Enjoy, fans! -Rob Oder! Editor-in-Chief!

Well, fans, we’re sure sorry for the delay in daily posts to our daily web comic! Our artistic hack, Chris Wisnia, just took his family on an essential DORIS DANGER RESEARCH BUSINESS TRIP to Paris, France! Among the essential stops, for photo reference, and historical research, were the Eiffel Tower’s former “French secret mannequin detention center” for the research and study of potentially dangerous mannequins, the Paris Opera House, which Army “G” Division’s Extra Special Commander Luke Luggash went to jail for burning down in 1954, and the secret passageways of the Notre Dame Cathedral, where it was later learned, Professor Panky was doing much of his secret research!

We’ll be getting to all those exciting stories … EVENTUALLY! Until then, continue to enjoy our daily web-comic – back up and running again at last! Today … Check out last entry’s inclusion of a commentary!

Thanks for waiting! Un chien ne porte pas de chaussures!
-Rob Oder, Editor-in-Chief!