Tabloia Mailer #9805
Fans!
Do we have a couple quick, exciting bulletins for you!
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SAN DIEGO COMIC-CON is this week … July 23-27 … and our artistic hack, CHRIS WISNIA, will be available for you, his adoring fans, only in the SMALL PRESS AREA! Just look for table K9 – like the dog! Or look us up in the Small Press listing under ‘C’ for Chris!
Come say hi! We look forward to seeing you in San Diego!
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We apologize we haven’t written sooner to keep you updated, but Chris has been busy putting together, not one, not two, but FIVE BRAND-NEW MINI-COMICS! And we’re talking 32-40 pagers each!
Thrill to the site of DICK HAMMER: THE DAILIES: THE MINI COMICS: VOLUMES ONE, TWO, AND THREE! You haven’t read DICK HAMMER:THE DAILIES??!! Visit WWW.TABLOIA.COM right away!
Thrill to the site of ‘SHOCKING TRUE STORIES FROM THE BIBLE, CHAPTER ONE,’ a VH-1-style documentary featuring JOHN THE BAPTIST! The art, which references all your favorite classic Christian museum masterworks (but with voice-bubbles) was so precious, Chris did a supplementary volume of art only, with one fully-sized splash-page image per page! That’s ‘SHOCKING TRUE STORIES OF THE BIBLE: THE IMAGES!’ A must for anyone who may not appreciate our critical take on John the Baptist!
We’ll post all the new books for sale at our website, WWW.TABLOIA.COM, just as soon as we get back from San Diego!
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ITEM! We have posted ELEVEN Salt Peter Press comics at [website link deleted – because we don’t like this company any more and our books are no longer available here], available for FREE DOWNLOAD!
If you haven’t read all eleven yet … then you may need to wait a little longer! The good news is that [said unliked company] is going global! Up until now, they have only allowed free downloads for continental U.S.ers, and the rest of the world can kiss our tush! But NOW, all you tush-kissers around the world can enjoy FREE DOWNLOADS, just like the rest of us! SOON … Which leads to the bad news! [unliked company] is temporarily down, while they get their worldwide act together! So keep checking in!
Go to [don’t go to this company – we don’t like them], and enter your email to be notified when the site is back up! When they’re up, go to
[again, don’t bother going to this website]
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ITEM! We’ve just been bursting to share some EXCITING NEWS with all our favorite fans, regarding one of our books going to an actual publisher! Well after a lot of hard work and three months, we STILL DON’T KNOW IF IT’S GOING TO HAPPEN OR NOT! So you’re just going to have to wait a little longer! We’ll keep you posted!
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Thanks for reading, fans! Have you had enough? UNSUBSCRIBE: Just reply to this email, with the heading, ‘I’m not doing it to hurt your feelings!’
-Rob Oder, Editor-in-Chief
www.chriswisniaarts.com