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147. ANOTHER EMPIRE COMICS SIGNING

Welcome back, at last, fans! This is the first “Diary of a Struggling Comics Artist” post in twenty-three months, and are we excited to be up and running again!

Why, you ask, such a delay?! Chris was side-swiped by an evil agency of the government, around the time of that last post, and the resulting year-and-a-half-long legal battles utterly crushed and humiliated Chris’s desire to continue the blog, web comics, drawing, eating, or even bother ever making another page of comics ever again! But with therapy, a good shower, and a supportive fan-base (of six), we’re finally ready to attempt an albeit considerably “meagerer” go at this business of comics … AGAIN!

Of note here, in this blog, perusing the entry editorially, is the fact that Chris met and hung out with Landry Walker four years ago! A now “fellow SLG-published celebrity,” appearing at numerous “SLG” conventions this year, our own hack Chris has determined Landry to be a real “best friend”!

When I approached Chris to confirm this historic meeting of “SLG pals,” Chris confessed he didn’t remember Landry at all! Although he remembered the conversation vividly, he swore he thought it must have been someone else! Chris thought they first met at an SLG Comics Fest in September 2009!

It’s great to be back, fans, we’ll be seeing you,
Rob Oder, Editor-in-Chief!

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ANOTHER EMPIRE COMICS SIGNING
Sacramento, CA, December 16, 2006

Well, I keep thinking, now that my last of three rushed books have come out, and now I’ve got nothing to publish or look forward to, until the next big project, that I won’t have anything to write about in these diaries. But a couple things of interest just trickle in here and there.

I was surprised Ben at Empire Comics asked me to come out for another signing so quickly after his previous one, but I like to support the local shops if they ask me to. This one was billed as a horror signing. Daniel Brereton was listed to be there, but he didn’t make it.

Landry Walker (“Little Gloomy,” “Super Scary Monster Show,” “Tron,” and “Kid Gravity”), horror T.V. host Mr. Lobo, and Jen Feinberg & Todd Meister (“Little Scrowlie”) were there though.

The signing was pretty quiet, and I found myself visiting with all these folks.

I always have a nice time visiting with Jen and Todd, who drove up from the Bay Area (I felt bad for them, since the signing was so quiet), and who I met for the first time at a local A-1 Comics Small Press signing a couple years ago. They’re always really supportive of my work, and we talk about how they used to be in my shoes, before they got signed to Slave Labour. Todd told me he’d been shyly showing Dan Vado, head of Slave Labor, their comics for years. Finally one year he realized or heard that Dan enjoyed the book, and this time when he showed Dan the work, he added, We’d be interested in working with you. And Dan said, “Oh?” and began publishing their book.

Mr. Lobo was fun to visit with as well. He told me about a professional wrestling vampire movie, in which the vampires would punch and wrestle their victims. Sounds too good to actually watch, somehow. He joked, “It’s problematic combining these two elements – vampires and professional wrestling – because vampires are real.”

He told me about a comic he published a while ago about a boy who kept bombarding himself with radiation to become a superhero, and after suffering from excruciating ailments, such as his hair falling out, migraines, nausea, and impotency, he died. I guess I’m not doing the humor of this premise justice. He had me laughing really hard with this one.

Landry talked about how the comics industry is always complaining that no one is making any sales with their books. Landry has been getting published through Disney comics, which sell a million copies of each of their comics a month, and are in every supermarket around the nation. But ever since his Disney comics – creator-owned, by the way, he pointed out – people have treated him like he dropped off the face of the comics industry. “What have you been doing? We haven’t seen your work anywhere. What happened to you?” Well, I’m in every supermarket across the nation, every month, for one thing.

He pointed out that the Comics Journal complains that no one is reading comics and we as a medium need to find alternate means of distribution to get our art form into people’s hands. But the Journal doesn’t mention the million-a-month-every-month Disney comics. They also don’t acknowledge that Jhonen Vasquez took his comic “Johnny the Homicidal Maniac” to Hot Topic and got distribution completely separate from Diamond, and made a fortune off millions of teen punks, angsters, and otherwise-non-comics-reading kids. He also pointed out Manga, which is actually getting GIRLS reading comics, and which was perhaps the largest growing area for BOOK-stores (at this time), and I don’t mean just what comics are selling in bookstores, but that manga is the quickest selling BOOK in book stores. Landry pointed out what he saw as a hypocrisy to make excuses against or minimize the successes and so many really impressive readerships in the comics market, and suggested that some comics industry folk just want people to read THEIR books, and if THEIR books aren’t getting read, then “the industry” doesn’t have a good readership. I have to say, personally, I don’t think “the industry” has a good readership.

I ended up staying at this signing for a couple hours. Then I got antsy that I should be trying to get work of my own done, and went home to draw. Had a nice time though, as usual.

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TABLOIA mailer #36, May 12, 2010

Tabloia Mailer #b – 350789

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Quick note, fans!

SLG Publishing (Slave Labor Graphics) is having a sale this week, offering a 25% discount on everything in their store! The discount will automatically be added to your cart! Don’t delay! Go HERE!

This is the perfect opportunity to buy TWO BRAND NEW DORIS DANGER T-SHIRTS!

Here’s one! Here’s t’other!

Then, if you haven’t picked it up yet, you could also buy the “Doris Danger Giant Monster Adventures” comic at 25% off! CLICK THIS!

And last but MOST IMPORTANT OF ALL, throw in a FREE DORIS DANGER CREATOR’S COMMENTARY CD! Right here!

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NOTE to fans we met at this year’s Emerald City Comic-Con!
We realized we brought and sold some “odd” commentary CD’s! If the two people who bought them bothered to listen to them, they MAY have realized the last track played first, all the way through to the first track playing last! We sure apologize about that! The exciting news for you is … imagine how these could come to be more collectible than that stamp with the upside-down plane! Please write us and let us know if you managed to pick one of these up from us!

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Happy Birthday to “Tabloia Weekly Magazine’s” own artistic hack, Chris Wisnia, who’s turning 38 tomorrow!

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See you next time! -Rob Oder, Editor-in-Chief! (www.chriswisniaarts.com)

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TABLOIA mailer #35, March 29, 2010

TABLOIA MAILER #946811-1b

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DORIS DANGER “MONSTERS!” ART SHOW!
DORIS DANGER fans! Come see some fantastic DORIS DANGER GIANT MONSTER original art, at the SLG Boutiki and Gallery this Friday, April 2! The party starts at 8pm! FREE ADMISSION!
The Boutiki Gallery is located at 577 S. Market Street San Jose, CA 95113! The opening coincides with the San Jose First Friday art walk, and will be up all month!
The MONSTERS! art show features twenty-two original giant moster splash pages by Chris Wisnia, as well as twenty-two pin-ups by the biggest names in the comics industry! Artists on display include Brian Bolland, Sam Kieth, Russ Heath, Gene Colan, Geof Darrow, Thomas Yeates, Peter Bagge, George Tuska, Bill Sienkiewicz, Tony Millionaire, Dave Gibbons, Simon Bisley, David Mack, JH Williams III, Ryan Sook, Los Bros Hernandez, Jill Thompson, Mike Allred, and Mike Ploog!
Much of the work has not yet been published!
Visit the facebook page and invite yourself to join in the fun!

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WONDERCON, San Francisco!
Since you’ll be in San Jose for the gallery show, why not pop over to Wondercon in San Francisco! Only about a forty-five minute drive! Wondercon is all weekend – including Easter Sunday! (Chris will have a table in artist alley AA-22, Friday and Saturday only! He will also be signing at the SLG booth #707 periodically!) Come see some brand new full-color GIANT MONSTER PRINTS! Check out the DORIS DANGER COMMENTARY CD! Pick up your signed, sketched-in copy of SLG’s DORIS DANGER GIANT MONSTER ADVENTURES! And … that’s about it!
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-Rob Oder, editor-in-chief, Tabloia Weekly Magazine!
www.chriswisniaarts.com

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“THE LUMP” introduction

SKIP TO “THE LUMP Chapter One”!
READ “THE LUMP Chapter Two”!

DOWNLOAD A HIGH RES FILE OF THE COVER OF THIS TRADE PAPERBACK at Patreon ($4 level)

At last, “Tabloia Weekly Magazine” is back in action! And what better way to kick off our official web-launch, than with the revisiting of our most sought-after exposee, “The Lump!” (The trade paperback was collected in 2006! You can still buy it on our MERCHANDISE PAGE, fans!)

Here’s the original introduction that accompanied the historic story, which first appeared in “Tabloia #572” back in 2004! (Hurry! … the five-issue “TABLOIA” run, featuring the first appearances of The Lump, Doris Danger, Dick Hammer, and Dr. DeBunko is STILL AVAILABLE for purchase on our MERCHANDISE PAGE!) Enjoy! -Rob Oder, Editor-in-Chief!

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…It fills all of us here at Tabloia with pride to finally announce this latest feature, which has taken us twelve years to investigate, research, and secure the rights to publish! Here at last is the story you’ve been demanding and gossiping over since the news hit, and the terrible and bizarre events seeped forth day-by-day in your local papers! Our first installment of the shocking, most anticipated tale in our history of publishing! Ladies and gentlemen, with great pleasure we present the exclusive, official adaptation of “The Moe Beckett Head Transplanting Massacre!” Enjoy!

-Rob Oder, Editor-in-Chief!

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Sorry, fans! When we here at “Tabloia Weekly Magazine: The Web Comic” began running reprints of “The Lump”, a certain then-President (whom you may have seen me refer to, in a tv interview, as “Mr. Dick-Wad Thompson” – That was just a joke!) suggested a budgetary “abridged” version!

Well he’s gone now, so for the first time in it’s web publication history, we’re going back and ADDING THE PAGES WE’VE SKIPPED! And THEN we’re going to keep publishing THE REST of the story! So sit back and enjoy the complete, unabridged, full-of-too-much,-unnecessary,-probably-should-have-been-edited-down-the-way-“Dick-Wad”-suggested “LUMP”! – Rob Oder, Editor-in-Chief, Tabloia Weekly Magazine!

“The Lump” copyright 2004-2005 Chris Wisnia

DOWNLOAD A HIGH RES FILE OF THE COVER OF TABLOIA #572 at PATREON ($4 level)

Buy “The Lump” trade paperback and “Tabloia Weekly Magazine” #572-576  (where “The Lump” first appeared as a serial!)

CONTINUE to “THE LUMP Chapter One”!
SKIP TO “THE LUMP Chapter Two”!

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TABLOIA mailer #34, March 8, 2010

Tabloia Mailer #23469$
Fans,
Chris Wisnia’s DORIS DANGER GIANT MONSTER ADVENTURES (SLG Publishing) is now available as an iPhone download … on Comixology and Panelfly! Go pick it up for half the old-school “printed” cover price!
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Once you download your copy, take it to Seattle’s EMERALD CITY COMIC-CON this weekend, March 13th and 14th, and have Chris Wisnia sign it! He’ll be at table H-04 (pronounced “Ho 4”) throughout the weekend, and making some appearances at the SLG booth 902 as well!
We haven’t hit the Seattle show since 2007, and are looking forward to seeing all our old friends! Oh do come say hi!
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Our best friend EVAN DORKIN had some very kind words to say about “Doris Danger Giant Monster Adventures” a few months ago, which we neglected to share! You can read it at his blog!
Then pop over to BLOG TALK RADIO and listen to a chat Chris did with SLG Publisher Dan Vado, and some after talk with our aforementioned best friend, Evan!

See you soon, fans!
-Rob Oder, Editor-in-Chief, Tabloia Weekly Magazine!
Proud supporters of Doris Danger Giant Monster Adventures!
www.chriswisniaarts.com
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TABLOIA mailer #33, January 4,2010

Tabloia Mailer #4977.2

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Fans, thanks for reading! Quick note on hack CHRIS WISNIA’S first public appearances to promote “DORIS DANGER GIANT MONSTER ADVENTURES!” (now available!) and some more reviews and interviews!

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APPEARANCES!

Pack your bags, get your hotels and airline tickets booked, fans!

INDIE EUPHORIA, Sacramento CA, January 9 and 10! (That’s this weekend!)
Meet JIM WOODRING, JEFFREY BROWN, NATE POWELL, oh, and hack Chris!

SLG PRESENTS COMICS FEST II, San Jose, CA, January 16! (That’s next weekend!)

You can prepare in advance for other conventions Chris will be hitting this year, by visiting the “APPEARANCES” page of our website!!

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REVIEWS AND INTERVIEWS!

Here’s a kind review by MICHAEL MAY at COMIC BOOK RESOURCES’S “ROBOT 6!”

Here’s a kind interview by TIM O’SHEA … “TALKING COMICS WITH TIM”, over at Comic Book Resources!

And here’s a kind review by GREG BURGAS at CBR’S “A REVIEW A DAY”! (He didn’t love it … )

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DON’T LIKE THESE REVIEWS?

Write your own review, over at amazon!

You can also buy the book there, if you haven’t picked it up yet at your local comics shop!

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AND SPEAKING OF ME, ROB ODER, EDITOR-IN-CHIEF …

Did anyone notice last spam mailer’s links to interviews of ME, ROB ODER? It’s not every day a fictional editor is given an interview! My email is roder@chriswisniaarts.com! Why hasn’t anyone written in to say how much you enjoyed getting to know me better?? HELLO?
http://fromthetomb.blogspot.com/2009/11/deep-discussions-with-decapitated-dan.html
http://www.sequentialtart.com/article.php?id=1545

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Thanks for reading!
ROB ODER,
Editor-in-Chief,
Tabloia Weekly Magazine!
Proud Publisher of “DORIS DANGER”!
www.chriswisniaarts.com !!!

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TABLOIA mailer #32, November 24, 2009

TABLOIA MAILER #938-1b

Tomorrow, fans! Big day for KIRBY-STYLE GIANT MONSTERS! Parties in the streets! Partiers with champagne glasses and no pants!

‘DORIS DANGER GIANT MONSTER ADVENTURES’ is in stores tomorrow! (Wednesday, Nov 24, fans!)

Drop your model car and glue, or power saw, or lunch plate, or the dresser mirror you were hanging, and rush down to your nearest comics shop! Don’t know where to run?!! Call 1-888-COMIC-BOOK! Or visit the comics shop locator. It will make you popular!

Order it at AMAZON.COM! You’ll be so relieved you did!

‘DORIS DANGER GIANT MONSTER ADVENTURES’
Published by SLG!
96 Pages / B&W / Digest-Sized 5’x7.5′ / Young Adult / $9.95
Diamond Previews code: SEP090572
ISBN-13: 9781593621803

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LIVE RADIO CALL-IN SHOW! Tomorrow: 11/25/2009 2:00 PM CALIFORNIA TIME!

SLG Supreme Commander Dan Vado will be joined by Chris Wisnia, the creator of the new SLG graphic novel Doris Danger: Giant Monster Adventures, to talk about all things Doris, giant monster and odd. Also calling in for his now regular segment will be Evan Dorkin for another session of name-calling and thinly veiled anger.

Listen to the stream LIVE at SLG RADIO – and call in to to say hello! (646) 378-0737!

Or catch the archive at your leisure, any time!

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REVIEWS AND INTERVIEWS!

What a rash of press we’ve contracted this month!

First, pop over to DAVIS LIFE MAGAZINE online, where you’ll find a thirteen page article on CHRIS, including photos of his workspace at his home! Astute fans with good eyesight may even catch a sneak peek of a NEW, UNFINISHED DORIS DANGER PAGE Chris was working on that day!

Most important is that I, ROB ODER, Editor-in-Chief, have been interviewed TWICE! First, you can catch ME, exclusively interviewed by DECAPITATED DAN at ‘FROM THE TOMB MAGAZINE’! Photos included! Fantastic!

Then you can catch MORE of ME, interviewed WITH artistic hack Chris Wisnia, in a fantastic interview by RACHEL EDININ at ‘SEQUENTIAL TART’!

Next up is a fantastic interview of Chris by JENNIFER CONTINO at COMICON.COM’s ‘PULSE’!

And then you can catch a fantastic book review by ADAM McGOVERN over at ComicCritique.com!

Lastly, if you don’t enjoy ‘reading stuff’ … simply listen to this podcast interview by PETER JAFFE at COMIXOLOGY.COM!

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FREE CREATOR’S COMMENTARY???!

Don’t forget, after picking up the book, to go order your FREE CREATOR’S COMMENTARY CD, over at SLG GRAPHICS’ store!

Just click, ‘DORIS DANGER COMMENTARY CD,’ enter your address, and et c.! (you pay shipping!) Then pop over to CHRIS’S official website, where you can print yourself a CD COVER AND SLEEVE!

Have fun, kids!

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See you next time, fans!
-Rob!

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TABLOIA mailer #31, October 15, 2009

Tabloia Mailer #5927

Contents:
1. APPEARANCE!
2. REVIEWS and INTERVIEWS!
3. SEE WHY DORIS BACK-ISSUES = INSTANT COLLECTIBLES at AMAZON!
4. DORIS DANGER-STYLE MONSTERS IN SKEPTIC MAGAZINE??
5. DORIS TRAILER??!

RECAP:
Haven’t you heard, fans?? “Doris Danger Giant Monster Adventures” (SLG Publishing) will be in stores next month! 96 Pages / B&W / Digest-Sized 5″x7.5″ / Young Adult / $9.95! Diamond Previews code: SEP090572! If you haven’t done so, pre-order it right now by calling or going to your local comics shop (find your nearest shop here!)!

or pre-order it at Amazon.com!

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1. APPEARANCE!

That’s right, fans, our own artistic hack, CHRIS WISNIA, freshly recovered and rested from the SWINE FLU (103 degree fever, headache, chills, nausea, and one mild banana-triggered vomit attack), will be appearing this weekend at APE-CON! He’s no longer contagious! Table 551! See you there!

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2. REVIEWS and INTERVIEWS!

What a nice interview of our own artistic hack, Chris Wisnia, by Bill Baker!

What a kind review of the upcoming Doris Danger book, by Decapitated Dan over at “From The Tomb Magazine!

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3. DORIS’S BACK-ISSUES = INSTANT AMAZON COLLECTIBLES!

Now that DORIS DANGER has hit the “big time,” you can now pick up Doris’s first, $10 Giant-sized 9″ x 13″ treasury at Amazon, for only $101.06! NO JOKE! Here’s the link!

We also found our $15 “THE LUMP” selling for $45!

Or you may prefer to buy a copy or two of these direct from us, for cover price plus 2 bucks shipping, each! We’ll even sign ’em and doodle on the envelope! And collectors! Don’t forget that Doris’s coveted, rare and much-sought first appearances were in Tabloia Weekly Magazine #572-576! So be sure to pick all those up too! BUY, BUY BUY!
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4. DORIS DANGER-STYLE MONSTERS IN SKEPTIC MAGAZINE??

That’s right, fans and Chris Wisnia completists! In this month’s (October) Skeptic Magazine, our own artistic hack Chris Wisnia drew the full-page cover insert for Junior Skeptic! Colored by Daniel Loxton!: Go pick up your copy on the news stands!

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5. DORIS TRAILER??!

Wow! SLG posted a “trailer” for the upcoming Doris Danger book! Watch it here!

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Thanks for reading, fans! Keep your eyes peeled, because I, Rob Oder, Editor-in-Chief, just finished not one but TWO interviews to promote Doris Danger, which will be posting soon! No joke!
-Rob Oder, Editor-in-Chief!
www.chriswisniaarts.com

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