WHO IS … ?

Click and read the “Rules” link, fans! Then email me your answer, and YOU could win the FREE WEEKLY PRIZE! -Rob!

CONTEST RESULTS!

Seriously!

Two Landmark weeks in a row, fans! Last week saw a DOUBLING of guesses from our previous week! And THIS WEEK, for the first time, our guessers PLUMMETED IN QUANTITY TO THE LEAST GUESSES EVER!

Guessers of note included previous winner Rossi Gnoll, with his guess “BALLS!” Previous winner, Ricky Sprague, who guessed, “THE APRIL FOOLL!” and added “The extra “L” is for “LOL”! And previous winner, John Desy said, “This guy is most certainly a dancer. He’s got the body and fashion sense that all dancers possess. Using the clues this time, I’m going to say he calls himself The Dancin’ Skinless Hot Ball Man…The Molten Ball Wonder…Assuming correctly that his secret identity is America’s Vice President, Dick Cheney. He calls himself, Bush’s Hot Ball Man. Dick and The Hot Balls?” And then, for some reason, he also added that this character must smell “like a jar full of Elizabeth Taylor’s toe nail clippings.”

And that’s ALL our guessers this week! So the winner is…PREVIOUS WINNER JOHN DESY! Congratulations, John! Not only are you a FANTASTIC WINNER, but you are the first TWO-TIME WINNER!

And for those of you who didn’t bother to make a guess this week…for shame!

Thursday evening update!

Fans, do we have some updates for you this evening! First off, PREVIOUS WINNER AND THIS WEEK’S LUCKY WINNER, OUR FIRST TWO-TIME WINNER, JOHN DESY, wrote in to say, “I am filled with pride and a certain amount of confusion. You’ve claimed that I’m the first two time winner. I must confess that this is my first victory.” If you haven’t received and seen the quality of our exciting weekly prize yet, then it’s no wonder you’re still guessing, John!

Sean Messina wrote in after the announcement of this vigilante’s name, to guess: “Scalding hot balls – am I right?” And then boastfully made his guesses for next week: “Cincinnati bow tie? Richard Rod Johnson? Cousin of Long Hard Pole? ANALysis Man – he’ll give you an audit you’ll never forget? Missionary Man? Rim Job? Brother of Odd Job. Glorious Hole finder? Treasure hunter to the stars? Dracula?”

Keep guessing early, fans! It will insure you don’t win a prize!

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WHO IS … ?

Click and read the “Rules” link, fans! Then email me your answer, and YOU could win the FREE WEEKLY PRIZE! -Rob!

CONTEST RESULTS!

Now we’re getting somewhere!

Fans, we’re shocked to see that interest for our weekly contest…is DIMINISHING! SHAME ON YOU, fans! We had been holding steady at an impressive five guessers per week – what fantastic participation, in any contest! But this week, interest has plummeted! We’ve dropped drastically from a healthy five to… a mere FOUR PARTICIPATORS!

This sends a tricky, conflicting message to you, fans! On the one hand, almost all our regular guessers have managed to land themselves a FANTASTIC FREE PRIZE SKETCH POSTCARD! On the other hand, four guessers is F%$#&*?ING PATHETIC! Fans, we’re imploring you not to be shy! We know there are nearly a million of you (if we round to the nearest million!)! Write in, make any crazy-ass guess! Tell all your friends and relatives to write in! Use pseudonyms and write in more than once! Let us know you care about the continuation of our weekly contest! Thanks for your support!

This week, NO ONE WAS ABLE TO GUESS THE NAME PERFECTLY! Sean Messina wrote, “Her action scenes will be wet and wild!” The escalating enthusiast Ricky Sprague constrained himself with the clean, simple guess, “Goggles.”

Benjamin Ilka wrote, “I was so frustrated with my mistaken “ball” theory [see two weeks ago, including research collage”, fans – Rob!]that I missed last week’s guess. With close inspection of this dripping wet character’s balls or lack thereof I can see that my previous conspiracy theory was way off track! As for this week, that Pussy is way too Wet to be named The Damp Kitten, The Moist Feline or even The Humid Vagina. So by process of elimination and due to the Wetness of the Pussy…I’ll go with The Saturated ‘Snatch’er! With ultimate Saturation no purse is safe from this Snatcher.”

Our most persistent guesser of the week, with an unprecedented nine great guesses, began with “Cat-lash!” master of “The Pussy Whip!”, or “Pussy Whip,” before even seeing a full body shot! We wanted him to succeed, so we gave him this hint: “This guy doesn’t have a whip…because he isn’t a guy! And notice the wearing of goggles!”

So he wrote a second time to guess “AUNT FLO, THE UNDER-SEA EXPLORER!” Then he wrote again to clarify that Aunt Flo is “The Monthly Visitor!” Then he wrote AGAIN to say, “I got it! She’s Fat, right? HEAVY FLO!” Then he wrote YET AGAIN, when the full body shot was posted, to say, “…oh. Don’t tell me this character is called “The Wet Pussy.” He pleaded that she instead be “The Water Mamma,” or even “Aqua-cat!” We hated to see him so down, so we sent him another clue: “Will it disappoint you if I tell you there’s a key adjective you’re missing?” At which he wrote an unprecedented SIXTH TIME to say, “Not if that adjective is “Sopping,” for in that instant you would be eternally redeamed!” So you can see, he went from optimism to excitement, to concern, to disappointment, to hope, back to excitement, and most likely back to disappointment when he realized it was “soaking” instead of “sopping”!

The lucky winner of our weekly prize is…Sean Messina! We’re so proud of you, Sean! and we’ll be in touch about the FANTASTIC SKETCH you’ve just won!!

And thanks so much to all you participators…the four of you! As for the nearly million of you weekly viewers-but-non-guessers…c’mon, help us out! Start guessing! See you next week -Rob Oder, Editor-in-Chief!

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WHO IS … ?

Click and read the “Rules” link, fans! Then email me your answer, and YOU could win the FREE WEEKLY PRIZE! -Rob!

CONTEST RESULTS!

I can’t believe my eyes!

Congratulations, fans, there were a stunning FOUR entrants who guessed this week! Of note was the weekly Richard Sprague, who guessed this week’s character is called “Red Nogloves!” Keep those intuitive guesses coming, Ricky, (and there’s a lesson here for all guessers!), because even though you don’t guess correctly, we still enter you in every weekly drawing, just for trying!

Tyler Rork guessed, “Giant Red Boner”. Using the following hard-to-argue reasoning: “It was his enormous, pulsating, erect stature, and loosely clenched left fist that really gave it away.” He also added, “Killler boots man!!!”

Using intensive deductive skills, Benjamin Ilka wrote, “From the look of his eyes I would say he is some sort of french expatriate who has snuck into our beloved America. We also know, because Bush tells us so, that the french are not only boners but communists as well. So he must be the La Squelette Rouge! Yeah thats french!” And I’m sure you know that we appreciate you calling him “THE LA” Squelette, and not just “LA Squelette, Benjamin!”

And the lucky winner of our weekly prize is…the aforementioned Tyler Rork! We’re so proud of you, Tyler, and we’ll be in touch about the FANTASTIC SKETCH you’ve just won!!

This week’s moral? That you don’t have to guess exactly right to be a winner! We just want to reward participation!

Thanks, fans! We’ll see you next week! -Rob Oder, Editor-in-Chief!

SPIDER TWINS MINI-COMICS ARE NOW AVAILABLE FOR PURCHASE! Go to merchandise page to learn more! You can BUY ONE OR ALL THREE (3) Spider Twins Mini Comics (“Pink,” “Blue,” and “Lilac”), PLUS FREE Creator’s Commentary CD!