First Army “G” Division
Ten-HUT, Ladies and Gentlemen!
It is well known that Army “G” Division is a super-secret division of the army whose focus is on “The Giant Monster Threat to America”! Namely, it is their job to locate, contain, and transport giant monsters – probably to scientific extermination centers – before the public becomes aware of their existence! “G” consists almost entirely of Three Star Generals, with the exception being Three-Star Private Buck Mercury! Please click the “next” arrow below to witness their earliest documented actions as Tabloia Weekly Magazine realistically and factually recorded them!
ARMY “G” DIVISION 
With reverence and admiration for, and in loving parody of, the Atlas GIANT MONSTER comics of Jack Kirby, Stan Lee, Steve Ditko, and Larry Lieber, whose comics you should buy!
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Fans! Super intelligent government scientists (“Nerds”!) have been a necessary boon and irritant for manly macho Army “G” division guys throughout it’s “G” history! Professor Croote showed up on the scene, furthering the despicable Army “G” Division agenda of performing dastardly, barbaric experiments on giant monsters. Despite his fierce allegiance, he found himself facing multiple victimizations (“Nerd”!) of the army’s “double duplicity”! However, through his many political and social travails (“Nerd”!), his desire to be popular with “those manly macho army guys” and dedication to same remained steadfast in horrendous experimentation of giant monsters toward the advancement of science! (“Nerd”!)
