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Jell-o Pudding Commercial with Bill Cosby (1983)

I’m the boy right next to Bill Cosby, 1983. I’m eleven. I believe I was paid $50 to be in this ad.

We spent one evening getting measured and clothed. I got to keep the suit. Day of the shooting, all the kids met at this table in a banquet room in a South Lake Tahoe casino. Before Mr. Cosby came in, the camera man prepped us how we would take photos with the cup of pudding – No, DON’T EAT IT YET! – THEN take photos of us SLOWLY eating the pudding, THEN take photos with the empty cups. Some kids were swapped out between shots, but I remained for everything.

Finally, Bill Cosby arrived in his tie and jacket, a cigar, and with only red boxing shorts and beach thong sandals. I think it was supposed to be a joke to make it fun, but I somehow didn’t process it as particularly funny or unusual at the time.

Even at this young age, I distinctly remember thinking Mr. Cosby seemed serious and NOT funny, not smiling, and not particularly excited to be there, and then he would put down his cigar and all of a sudden turn on his “entertaining, fun with kids” persona and crack some jokes and give that smile we know.

The adorable little African American girl refused to do anything they asked, and I remember Mr. Cosby spending a lot of time trying to joke with her and get her to hold up the cup, or smile, or keep her head up, or look at the camera, and so on. I don’t know exactly how to express my conflicted feelings about having done this ad with Bill Cosby.

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DORIS DANGER Master List of CHAPTERS

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BOOK 1. Doris Danger Giant Monster Adventures
(Doris Danger, vol. 1, originally published by SLG)

NOTE: A hundred pages of this web comic is available for free to all, but if you’d like to read it in entirety, please sign up to support my artistic endeavors at my Patreon! $2 gets you ALL THE COMICS, $4 gets you PDFS, screen savers, and high-res printables, $7 gets you peeks at pencils and pre-edits, behind-the-scenes commentary features, and more!  Thanks for your support!

 

COVER, one page, by Shag, logo by Wesley Ruff

text: back cover: quotes of endorsement, colored by Wesley Ruff
text: inside front cover: Doris Danger portrait and “the small print,” colored by Wesley Ruff
text: Doris Danger Giant Monster Adventures, back cover and quotes of endorsement, one page
text: Doris Danger Giant Monster Adventures: Introduction, one page
cover: Doris Danger Seeks Where Giant Monsters Creep and Stomp, one page, colored by Wesley Ruff
CHAPTER ONE: Spluhh (ish 136), five pages, inked by Dick Ayers
CHAPTER TWO: Scrohtu/Vulvoo/Poogoo/Bungoo/Spanko (ish 149), five pages, inked by Dick Ayers
CHAPTER THREE: Fuggabluh (ish 261), five pages, inked by Dick Ayers
text: History of Doris Danger, Part One, one page
splash page: Peeka-Peeka (ish 151), two pages

GIANT MONSTER PIN-UPS:
Mike Allred
Mike Mignola
Bill Sienkiewicz
Gene Colan
CHAPTER FOUR: Plopsplu/The Honking Thing (ish 241), five pages, inked by Dick Ayers
splash page: Pwapwapwah (ish 171), one page
splash page: Dabba Doo (ish 184), one page
splash page: Sphinx-Tor (ish 169), one page
CHAPTER FIVE: Krakapoo (ish 208), five pages, inked by Dick Ayers
CHAPTER SIX: Aahblaah (ish 113), six pages
text: letters page, one page

cover: Doris Danger Giant Monsters vs. the U.S. Army, one page
CHAPTER
SEVEN: Hachoo (ish 214), five pages
GIANT MONSTER PIN-UP: Russ Heath
splash page: Spoosh (ish 225 recreation), two pages
splash page: Snehsneh (ish 216), one page
text: letters page, one page
CHAPTER EIGHT: Pudd (ish 232), seven pages
GIANT MONSTER PIN-UPS:
Gilbert Hernandez
Jaime Hernandez
Mario Hernandez

CHAPTER NINE: Oopf (ish 172), six pages

text: letters page, one page
cover: Doris Danger in Outer Space (ish 343), one page
CHAPTER TEN:
 Muh!Muh!Muh! (ish 181), five pages
text: History of Doris Danger, Part Two, one page
GIANT MONSTER PIN-UPS:
Dave Gibbons
Peter Bagge
CHAPTER ELEVEN: Kockh (ish 192), six pages
splash page: Choopeepoo (ish 193), one page
text: letters page, one page
text: word search, one page
GIANT MONSTER PIN-UPS:
John Severin
Tony Millionaire
Ramona Fradon
Arthur Adams, two page spread
text: house ad for Doris Danger Commentary CD

 

BOOK 2. Monstrosis
(Doris Danger vol. 2, originally published by SLG)

REMINDER: A hundred pages of this web comic is available for free to all, but if you’d like to read it in entirety, please sign up to support my artistic endeavors at my Patreon! $2 gets you ALL THE COMICS, $4 gets you PDFS, screen savers, and high-res printables, $7 gets you peeks at pencils and pre-edits, behind-the-scenes commentary features, and more!  Thanks for your support!

cover, one page, colored by Stephen R. Buell
text: Monstrosis, back cover and quotes of endorsement, one page
text: Monstrosis title page, one page
text: Monstrosis fine print, one page
text: Note of Introduction by Rob Oder, one page
cover: Monstrosis, Issue #1 (re-printed), one page, colored by Stephen R. Buell
prologue, one page
splash page: The Russian Giant Monster Conspiracy, two pages
text: issue credits, one page
CHAPTER TWELVE/2-01: Pootwah (ish 239), nine pages
CHAPTER  THIRTEEN/2-02: Wa-Hooie-Wah (ish 161 lettered for ish 163), nine pages
GIANT MONSTER PIN-UPS:
Nick Cardy
George Tuska
Mike Ploog
text: letters page, one page
swirly pattern #1
cover: Monstrosis, Issue #2 (zoom of Poo-Twah), one page, colored by Stephen R. Buell
splash page: Wheeee (ish: La Tabloia Francaise Extraordinaire , nom. 9), one page
splash page: Keee (ish 330), one page
splash page: Krakkafuzz (ish 249), one page
splash page: Ptht (ish __), two page spread
splash page: Oi (ish #185), one page
CHAPTER FOURTEEN/2-03: KKK-K (ish 222), 7 pages
CHAPTER FIFTEEN/2-04: Hoo-Hoo (ish 309), 3 pages
CHAPTER SIXTEEN/2-05: Wutt (ish 299), 6 pages
GIANT MONSTER PIN-UPS:
Louis Dominguez
Michael Golden
David Mack
Geoff Darrow, two-page spread
text: History of Doris Danger, Part Three, one page
swirly pattern #2
cover: Monstrosis, Issue #3 (zoom of Wheeee), one page, colored by Stephen R. Buell

CHAPTER SEVENTEEN/2-06: Koo-Chee (ish 334), four pages
splash page: Wuppp (no ish), one page
CHAPTER EIGHTEEN/2-07: bonus Tabloia office dialogue sequences (ishes 271 reprinted in 219, 307,date unknown, and 444), six pages
CHAPTER NINETEEN/2-08: Hoo Ha (ish 274), eight pages – four inked by Mike Allred
GIANT MONSTER PIN-UPS:
Ryan Sook
Jill Thompson
Thomas Yeates
Alex Maleev
text: letters page, one page
swirl pattern #3
cover: Monstrosis, Issue #4 (zoom of Oi), one page, colored by Stephen R. Buell
CHAPTER TWENTY/2-09: Wwwow (ish 103), eight pages, five inked by Herb Trimpe
CHAPTER TWENTY-ONE/2-10: Poo-Ha (ish 218), five pages
CHAPTER TWENTY-TWO/2-11: Rocka-Rocka (ish 277), six pages
GIANT MONSTER PIN-UPS:
Al Feldstein
J.H. Williams III
Guy Davis
Neal Adams
text: letters page, one page
text: Attention, fans of giant monsters who think you can draw
cover: Monstrosis, Issue #5 (zoom of Sphinx-Tor), one page, colored by Stephen R. Buell
CHAPTER TWENTY-THREE/2-12: Teeeeth (ish 234), ten pages, three and a half inked by Bill Sienkiewicz
CHAPTER TWENTY-FOUR/2-13: BoohooDoooo/Pooh-Pee/”F” (ish 289), four pages
CHAPTER TWENTY-FIVE/2-14: Scooba-Doo (ish 303), six pages
cover: Doris Danger Giant Robot Adventures (ish 961)
CHAPTER TWENTY-SIX/2-15: no cover (ish 358), three pages
GIANT MONSTER PIN-UPS:
Sam Kieth
Brian Bolland
Simon Bisley
text: History of Doris Danger, Part Four, one page
swirly pattern #4
cover: Monstrosis, Issue #6 (zoom of KKK-K), one page, colored by Stephen R. Buell
CHAPTER TWENTY-SEVEN/2-16: Peee (ish 190), six pages
CHAPTER TWENTY-EIGHT/2-17: Wah Jr (ish 236), seven pages
cover: Doris Danger Greatest All-Out Army Battles (ish 768), one page
CHAPTER TWENTY-NINE/2-18: Tra-La-La (ish 158), ten pages
Epilogue, one page
GIANT MONSTER PIN-UPS:
Dick Ayers
John Severin
Sam Glanzman
text: letters page, one page
Bonus epilogue, one page
text: word search, one page
splash page: Ssslgg (no ish), one page

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from FANTAGRAPHICS #FEB231405!

BOOK 3. More Doris Danger Giant Monster Adventures
(Doris Danger vol. 3, coming soon from Fantagraphics)

Wow, fans! Soon to be a FANTAGRAPHICS Graphic Novel!

As you know by now: A hundred pages of this web comic is available for free to all, but if you’d like to read it in entirety, please sign up to support my artistic endeavors at my Patreon! $2 gets you ALL THE COMICS, $4 gets you PDFS, screen savers, and high-res printables, $7 gets you peeks at pencils and pre-edits, behind-the-scenes commentary features, and more!  Thanks for your support!

full issue colored by Ricky Sprague

cover, one page
text: The Fine Print, one page
text: How to get the most out of your reading experience, two pages
CHAPTER THIRTY/3-01: Ner Nee Nah (ish 247), seven pages
CHAPTER THIRTY-ONE/3-02: Gwuh-Gluh-Wee (ish 129), six pages
CHAPTER THIRTY-TWO/3-03: True Tabloia Romance 11, three pages
text: letters pages, two pages
GIANT MONSTER PIN-UPS:
Gilbert Hernandez
Mario Hernandez
Bill Sienkiewicz
CHAPTER THIRTY-THREE/3-04: Spwum (ish 311), ten pages
text inserted into Chapter Four: Regarding the apparent “gross” irregularities, two pages
CHAPTER THIRTY-FOUR/3-05: True Tabloia Romance (ish 49), five pages
GIANT MONSTER PIN-UPS:
Geoff Darrow, two page spread
Colleen Doran
text: Introduction to this week’s episode – one page
CHAPTER THIRTY-FIVE/3-06: Horno (ish 167), nine pages
text: Hoax or no hoax?, two pages
CHAPTER THIRTY-SIX/3-07: Spaah (ish 173 – labelled ish 311), ten pages
GIANT MONSTER PIN-UPS:
Arthur Adams, two pages
Sal Buscema, one page
text: letters pages, two pages
CHAPTER THIRTY-SEVEN/3-08: Gah-Gay-Goo-Gah (ish 311), nine pages
text inserted into Chapter Thirty-Seven: Color: The Pleasing New Cutting Edge Technology, two pages
CHAPTER THIRTY-EIGHT/3-09: Snurj (ish 237), five pages
text: letters pages, two pages
GIANT MONSTER PIN-UPS:
Mike Allred
Irwin Hasen
William Stout
CHAPTER THIRTY-NINE/3-10: True Tabloia Romance (no ish number on cover), two pages
text inserted into Chapter Thirty-Nine: From Golden Age to Silver Age, two pages
CHAPTER FORTY/3-11: Ho-Chee-Cha (ish 147), seven pages
CHAPTER FORTY-ONE/3-12: Sner-Snee (ish 242), nine pages
text: Totally Historically Reliable Covers, one page
GIANT MONSTER PIN-UPS:
Jeffrey Brown
Michael Lark
Herb Trimpe
CHAPTER FORTY-TWO/3-13: X, Son of XI (ish 126), five pages
CHAPTER FORTY-THREE/3-14: Ree-Ree (ish 310), seven pages
text inserted into Chapter Forty-Three: Ree-Ree, two pages
CHAPTER FORTY-FOUR/3-15: Quintuple Value! Big! (ish 322), eight pages
text: Famous Around the Globe, one page
text: letters page, one page
GIANT MONSTER PIN-UPS:
Steve Rude
David Mack
Bill Plympton
CHAPTER FORTY-FIVE/3-16: The Hand (ish 140), seven pages
CHAPTER FORTY-SIX/3-17: Wocka-Wocka (ish 233), ten pages
text inserted into Chapter Forty-Six: Foofy Original Art “Artsy-Edition”
CHAPTER FORTY-SEVEN/3-18: Far-Tulla (ish 325), four pages
text: letters page, one page
GIANT MONSTER PIN-UPS:
Peter Kuper
Esad Ribic
Thomas Yeates

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My documentary. Diary of a Struggling Comics Artist.

I’ve begun publicly releasing sneak-peeks of my upcoming comic book documentary!  It features interviews I conducted from 2011-2015, with comics pros NEAL ADAMS (who in the 1960’s-70’s created the “dark” Batman look that has become the standard), MIKE ALLRED (creator of iZombie, a Netflix series), SERGIO ARAGONES (Mad Magazine “between the margins” artist), DICK AYERS (inker of the earliest issues of Fantastic Four, Hulk, Thor, Antmanand others), JEFFREY BROWN (Vader and Me), KEVIN EASTMAN (co-creator of the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles), RAMONA FRADON (1950’s artist of Aquaman), DAVE GIBBONS (artist of Watchmen), THOMAS JANE (actor who played the Punisher and TIM BRADSTREET (cover artist who defined the Punisher’s look for the movie), SAM KIETH (co-creator of Neil Gaiman’s Sandman, and the Maxx – made into an MTV cartoon), ROBERT KIRKMAN (creator of Walking Dead), TODD McFARLANE (creator of Spawn), JAMES O’BARR (creator of the Crow), NATE POWELL (artist of John Lewis’s autobiography, March), SCOTT SHAW (1980’s Muppet Babies producer), STEVEN T. SEAGLE (co-creator of Ben-10 and Big Hero 6), JIM STARILN (creator of Thanos and Drax), HERB TRIMPE (artist of the first Wolverine comics)… and that’s just some of ’em!

HERE is the teaser!

HERE is the trailer!

Here is the COMPLETE LIST OF SNEAK PEEKS of interviews that are so far available, or becoming available shortly.  We are adding a new clip every week!

In 2010 I was thinking about how difficult it is, in so many ways, to try to make a living in comics.  Trying to get into the industry, the stress of needing to find new work every month to pay rent, to not have benefits or insurance, the shrinking state of the industry and general public lack of interest in comics, getting your work made into films and other media, decisions about taking work-for-hire in which you get a paycheck but own nothing you create vs. ownership but no guaranteed income and having to promote yourself and your product that no one has ever heard of… Regardless of the level you’re at, it comes with struggles.

HERE ARE some videos posted free to the public (I will continue posting a new one each week):

NEAL ADAMS (approx 3:40) shares how he appealed to publishers to create a royalties system.
LEE BERMEJO (approx 5:15) discusses the challenges of creator owned projects.
TIM BRADSTREET (approx 3:20) discusses the challenges of freelancing in the comic industry.
JEFFREY BROWN (approx. 4:05) discusses the peaks and valleys of being a freelancer.
HOWARD CHAYKIN (approxx 1:45) discusses transitioning from comics to television.
MY WIFE AND I (approx. 4:15) discuss our arguments in the early years of their relationship.

I hope you will check out this project, and if you are willing, it would be an immense help and kindness to me and other artists interviewed, if you could share any of the above links, subscribe to my below social media accounts, and so on.  I’d love to hear any comments you’d care to give as well!

I am posting these video clips (and much more) at my Patreon.com/ChrisWisniaArts, a platform where artists can gain support from their fans in exchange for secret-society-style access to incentives and bonus features.

Since the beginning of time (unless we were born or married into the class of the idle rich), artists have been at the mercy of their patrons:

Michelangelo could never have painted the masterpiece that adorns the Sistine Chapel’s ceiling without Pope Julius II’s funds.

The Impressionists had Durand-Ruel, who purchased over 3000 Monets, Renoirs, Pissarros, Sisleys, Cassatts, and Manets, to allow them to subsist, and to make their art. He basically encouraged, nurtured, and financed the entire impressionist movement.

Van Gogh never sold a painting in his lifetime. (He DID sell a couple drawings.)  He was penniless, but had a brother who provided him with money for food, a roof over his head, and paint and canvases, to create his body of work.

People like these allowed artists to dedicate their time – eight or twelve hours a day – to making their art.  Patreon is a great place for modern-day artists, who – like all the artists of history – need support in this digital age.  If you value ART and THE ARTS, in our society and communities, or gain pleasure from it, and if you’d like to directly support me as an artist and the creation of my art, I hope you’ll consider a tier level (as low as one dollar a month) at my Patreon.com/ChrisWisniaArts, where I have been dutifully posting my comics, high res images, essays, videos, and more, a few times every week for the last fifteen months, and plan to continue to do so, with great excitement for all my projects, for the foreseeable future.

Thanks as usual for checking out all the projects I’m always up to!

Sincerely,
Chris Wisnia
www.ChrisWisnia.com
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Wayne Thiebaud likes it, so you should too

“Chris Wisnia mixes a crime cluttered comic world with the unfathomable high-financed art world where Van Gogh, Lucien Freud, Velasquez, Monet, Bacon, Hopper and dozens of other noteables, play, joust, shoot and torture each other in graphic clarity that shocks, entertains and surpises us with an original comic epic. – Wayne Thiebaud”

I was fortunate to take two classes from Wayne Thiebaud when I got my degree in art from U.C. Davis. He taught how great works of art create a story within them. Who is this person in the portrait? Where is this place and what is happening there? If we slow down and let the images absorb us, they create so much in their stillness, inside our heads. It causes us to see the world differently, through the eyes of that artist.
After we’ve looked at a Van Gogh painting, we begin to see those swirls when we look in the sky. When we reach for fruit on a table, Cezanne’s compositions and colors superimpose themselves on our reality. But our own perspective also changes the art’s meaning; we infuse and constantly redefine it with our own experience.

Inserting famous art into a comic book format juxtaposes the well-known, static images – usually viewed in galleries, in isolation, frozen – into new contexts in which to view them, embedding fresh stories into the images, as well as re-interpreting them to serve new roles in telling these new stories. As John Berger showed in his “Ways of Seeing,” if a Rothko is ten feet tall on a museum wall, you will read it differently than if it is two inches tall on your bathroom mirror next to a can of deodorant. Or as Hitchcock points out, if you film an old man smiling, followed by an image of a cute toddler, it “reads” differently than the smile followed by a woman in the bath. The selection and ordering causes the traditional art to become fresh and contain new meanings, constantly reinvented by new lenses through which to experience them.

Brush with Peril is a two part (roughly 225 pages per part), espionage-style graphic novel in which the characters and settings are famous museum masterworks turned into masked spies and villains. High brow art meets low brow pop culture – a round peg forced into the square hole of Mexican standoffs, fist fights, and car chases. The juxtapositions create a dialogue about the meanings and status of art, and our perceptions of it as a culture.

I am now serializing “Brush with Peril” through my website and Patreon site, available to anyone willing to become a patron at the $2 level for the comics, $4 level for PDF’s and high res files, and $7 level for behind-the-scenes bonus features about the comic.

The story? [Spoiler?]

In book one, Special Agent Ian Anger of the Global Agency of Protection learns that someone is killing American Realist Sculptors. He travels to France, seeking a vacationing artist whom he suspects may be in danger. Traveling by train, Anger is surrounded by Daumier’s passengers and beset by villainous Van Gogh thugs whom he defeats in an edgy and tense strategy game of “Name the Bean.” Following clues to Morisot’s parks, he learns that a team of deadly Rousseau footballers committed the murder. The heated battle ashore of the Monet lily pads leads him to a flurry of Degas karate-kicking ballerinas trying to help the footballers escape from a Toulouse-Lautrec theatre. We learn that a politician is trying to hire these artists, and when they refuse, he snuffs them out in a rage. Plans thwarted, this politician stoops to asking one last artist for this deadly commission: a former child prodigy realist sculptor, Shiele, who has since progressed to more abstract, academic theories, but who agrees to create something extraordinary on his own terms.

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LAS VEGAS SHOOTING BENEFIT ANTHOLOGY

I’m thrilled and honored to announce that I’ve been invited to contribute to “Where We Live” (Image Comics), a benefit anthology of fictional stories and eye-witness accounts, as told by an all-star lineup of the top talent working in comics.

I wrote, penciled and lettered a four-page story, and industry luminary Bill Sienkiewicz is inking it.  Here’s a not-yet-lettered or colored panel by Bill and I:

Other contributors (and there are 140 + of the biggest names in the industry) include writers Brian Michael Bendis, Ivan Brandon, Kurt Busiek, Amy Chu, Kelly Sue DeConnick, Neil Gaiman, Kieron Gillen, Mike Mignola, Mark Millar, Greg Pak, James Robinson, Gail Simone, Brandon Graham, Rob Williams, Brandon Graham, and artists Rafael Albuquerque, Mike Allred, Paul Azaceta, Cliff Chiang, Geof Darrow, Tess Fowler, Brian Haberlin, Phil Hester, Joelle Jones, Ariela Kristantina, Jeff Lemire, Jamie McKelvie, Michael Avon Oeming, Sean Phillips, Darick Robertson, Javier Pulido, and JH Williams III.

All the creators have graciously volunteered their time and talent to help bring some sense to this senseless act and, in the process, raise money for the survivors and their families. The book will include a variety of perspectives with key themes exploring gun violence, common sense gun control, value of a compassionate society, mental health stigmatization, aftermath of tragedy and how individuals and communities persevere, and an appreciation of Las Vegas as a vibrant community. WHERE WE LIVE also features stories from local writers and artists as they relate their personal experiences and reactions to this tragedy. One hundred percent of the proceeds for the WHERE WE LIVE anthology will be donated to an existing GoFundMe campaign for the survivors in Las Vegas.

The book ships to stores May 30.   Go to your local shop and give them order number: Mar180600

Read a riveting and moving essay about the book’s genesis by Las Vegas resident and anthology curator J.H. Williams III

See a list of the 140 + contributing creators

See Image Comics’ solicitation for this month’s Diamond Ordering Catalogue

Twitter account

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“Brush with Peril” Francis Bacon covers

 

 

 

Here’s my son and I with Francis Bacon’s Figure With Meat (1954). It belongs to the The Art Institute of Chicago, IL, but it was on display at the Getty Museum when I traveled to Los Angeles in September 2016.

As I write this, I think this is the only Pope painting by Francis Bacon that I’ve ever seen face-to-face. I LOVE his pope paintings, and was totally struck by them when I first learned about them during my college education.

Learning about art like this was a large part of what got me going on my (arguably) “latest” project, “Brush with Peril,” my upcoming espionage-style graphic novel in which the characters and settings are famous museum masterworks turned into masked spies and villains.  High brow art meets low brow pop culture – a round peg forced into the square hole of Mexican standoffs, fist fights, and car chases.  The juxtapositions create a dialogue about the meanings and status of art, and our perceptions of it as a culture.

The first concept of this project – combining famous art and adventure – developed around 2005, but the SPY idea hit me in 2009, and that’s when I immediately jumped in and began the project in earnest.

Here are two “first issue” covers – they’re actually the same image, with one zoomed in tighter on the face.  I drew it/them in 2014.  Initially, I had designed a different cover image, but I was never crazy about it.  I drew this/these after conceiving a “close up on a face from a famous painting” cover theme. Colors by Gerry Chow.

These covers are after a detail of Francis Bacon , Study After Velásquez’s Portrait Of Pope Innocent X (1953), Des Moines Art Center, Iowa.

Please visit my Patreon page to check out more of my spy comic, Brush with Peril, and other projects.

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Sorry for the delay, fans!

Wow, fans!  We popped over here and realized… our last post was August 2014!  And THEN we realized there are still 600 of you who are checking in over here every month, even though we haven’t given you anything new to enjoy!

Our humblest apologies!  We’ve been BUSY…  But “no posts” is going to change, fans!

The plan is to start getting more involved on social media – specifically, Facebook and Twitter.  (Pop over and you can see we’ve already started, as we speak!  So we’ll definitely want to be best friends there!)

 

 

But, why – you must wonder – are we, the notoriously reclusive introverts, taking these “social” steps?  In the hopes that we might fool everyone into thinking we’re “cool,” and that you might “dig” us enough to leisurely pop over to our newly re-vamped Patreon.com/ChrisWisnia and check out all the comics and comics-related hoo-ha Chris been posting there every week!  It’s basically a return to “Tabloia Weekly Magazine,” in Patreon form!

What is “Tabloia”???!  It’s a combination of “tabloid” and “paranoia.” It can encompass any of my tabloid loves: sensationalism, off-beat humor, comics, 1940’s film noir and horror films, The X-Files and Twilight Zone, 1980’s professional wrestling, Ray Harryhausen, masked vigilantes, violence, shocks, gossip, tabloid pseudo-science, conspiracy theories, sci-fi robots, James Bond style intrigue, and more.

This re-vamped Patreon.com/ChrisWisniaArts already contains tons of published AND never-before-published “Doris Danger” Giant Monster Adventures.

Then we’ll expand it with tons of classic features, and surprise unpublished additions to them, such as “The Lump,” “Dr. DeBunko: Debunker of the Supernatural,” and the Spider Twins masked vigilantes of Crude Bay CA.  And THEN we’ll introduce new, not-yet-published features, like “Brush with Peril,” where modern art meets James Bond style spy intrigue, and clips of our upcoming documentary, “Diary of a Struggling Comics Artist,” in which we interviewed TONS of the biggest names in the comics industry.

Not interested in Patreon.com/ChrisWisniaArts ??  That’s ok too!  Hopefully you’ll enjoy plenty of free glimpses … right HERE… of all Chris’s comics, features, and general insights into his brain!

 

 

Please check in periodically and enjoy… and share… starting right NOW!

Rob Oder,
Editor-in-Chief
Tabloia Weekly Magazine

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Kirby Style Giant Monster Siting, parking garage, Davis CA

Fans, if you FEAR going into parking garages to park, then you’ll FEAR this one even more!  Chris Wisnia has just completed a Kirby-style GIANT MONSTER MURAL for the F Street Parking Garage in Davis CA, depicting the TERRORS of commuting over the Davis overpass!

Here’s the concept sketch:

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Friday night, we projected the image and traced it with chalk.  Saturday morning we were ready to begin:

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The wall was a lot wider than the composition, so we chose moved the text around to better use all the space.

By the end of Saturday, we had completed the borders and text, and only needed to draw in the monster and bridge:

 

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Sunday, we knocked it out:

Extra-special thanks to my best friends, John Natsoulas for asking me to do it, Kerry Rowland-Avrech for spending two solid days painting it with me, and Gerry Chow!

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Stephen Bissette and Scott Shaw like my GIANT MONSTERS!

 

 Look at these very kind words on Facebook about “DORIS DANGER” and “S IS FOR SPANKO” by two of my best friends: 

Post by Stephen Bissette.

Post by Scott Shaw.

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Tabloia Mailer #54789-a: GIANT MONSTER ALPHABET BOOK debuts at COMIC-CON!

Wow, fans, this is our first mailer since September 2012!

Let’s peruse this installment’s FABULOUS CONTENTS:

1. “S IS FOR SPANKO: A Frightening and Realistic GIANT MONSTER Alphabet Book!”
2. TEN YEAR ANNIVERSARY OF DORIS DANGER’S GIANT MONSTER COMICS!
3. COMIC-CON 2014 SIGNING SCHEDULE!
4. So easy to UNSUBSCRIBE!

Let’s get started, shall we?

 

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“S IS FOR SPANKO: A Frightening and Realistic GIANT MONSTER Alphabet Book!”

Twenty six letters of sheer, alphabet-learning TERROR!  Can even YOU endure such alphabet-learning strain?  A FULL COLOR, 8 ½” x11” hardcover by Chris Wisnia, edited and colored by Jef Bambas, with alphabet poem by Elizabeth Wisnia!

The book makes its shocking debut at COMIC-CON this week!  More details below!  But for those who can’t make it (and those who can)…

SEE the horrifying cover, learn more about the book, and READ a few fear-inducing sample pages, at our official “Tabloia” website:

www.chriswisniaarts.com/alphabet.shtml

Then pop over to Amazon (where you CAN’T see the cover OR read sample pages), to pick up copies for all your friends who are overdue in learning their alphabet: www.amazon.com

It’s the perfect gift for children going into pre-school or kindergarten, or for full-grown imbeciles!

 

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TEN YEAR ANNIVERSARY OF DORIS DANGER’S GIANT MONSTER COMICS!

Can you believe it??! Ten years ago, at San Diego’s Comic-Con, Chris Wisnia debuted his first comic, “Tabloia Weekly Magazine #572,” featuring Doris Danger Giant Monster Adventures!  So to celebrate…

1. We’re gonna sign and sell you our brand new GIANT MONSTER ALPHABET BOOK!

2. We’ve stored a garage full of unsold JUNK for ten years, so we’re gonna try and convince you to buy some old stuff for a cheap price!

2. AND… for you EXTRA-SPECIAL, EXTRA-DEDICATED FANS, who are “in the know” with a complicated secret code phrase … we’re gonna give you a cheaply made FREE THING that you’ll probably toss in the garbage the moment you’re out of our sight!  Stop by the booth (times listed below) and whisper… “PSSST!  I wanna become a secret, card-carrying member of the MLA!”  (You extra-special, extra-dedicated fans know what we’re talking about!  The rest of you are free to ask at the show!)

 

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COMIC-CON 2014 SIGNING SCHEDULE!

Chris will be signing at SLG’s booth 1815:
Thurs 10:00am-1:00pm, 4:00pm-5:30pm
Fri, Sat 10:00am-11:30am, 4:00pm-5:30pm
Sun 10am-11:30am

Stop by and wish us a happy ten-year anniversary!

 

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UNSUBSCRIBE!  So easy, just reply to this humble email with the header, “You ARE the greatest – BUT…”

 

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Thanks for reading, fans!  We hope to see or hear from some of you!
Rob Oder
Editor-in-Chief
Tabloia Weekly Magazine
www.chriswisniaarts.com

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