MAILER #2340
Fans!
Sorry for the delay in updates! Most likely, this update won’t make up for it, but the next one will be even BETTER!
CONTENTS:
1. SUPPORT DICK HAMMER!
2. NEW PLACES WE CAN BE BEST FRIENDS!
3. LATEST REVIEWS
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1. HOW CAN I SUPPORT DICK HAMMER?
As we speak, our own artistic hack, Chris Wisnia, is wrapped up in one, two, or quite possibly even THREE HUMONGOUS SECRET PROJECTS! The reason we can’t tell you the exact number is that they are SECRET! (More to be announced next exciting mailer, including the official debut of his upcoming TABLOIA SUPERHERO PROJECT!)
To offset the wait time for YOU, dear reader, Chris has slavishly continued to produce the web-comic super-hit, DICK HAMMER: THE DAILIES! We’re asking if you can spare a couple simple minutes of your time to SUPPORT DICK HAMMER and make us feel popular! It’s so easy and fast! And FUN! Just visit the sites DICK HAMMER: THE DAILIES is posted at, sign up, and comment how great DICK HAMMER: THE DAILIES is, how it’s changed your life, and how no one in the nation can afford to do without this fantastic literary masterwork!
How do we know it’s easy, and so quick? Because we’ve registered and left shining comments, using half a dozen “registrants,” at each site! That’s right, Dick Hammer: The Dailies is recommended by Chris himself, the fictitious Dick Hammer himself, me (the fictitious Rob Oder!), the fictitious Dr. DeBunko, the fictitious Doris Danger, and numerous other fictitious members of the Tabloia staff! All you need is a name and an email, and then you can boost DICK HAMMER: THE DAILIES’S popularity by voting for it, writing a review about, commenting on it, or signing up any of your fictitious friends with emails to do the same! It all depends on how much love and time you’re willing to devote to DICK HAMMER: THE DAILIES!
Here are all the places you can make a difference!
Onlinecomics.com! Sign up at http://www.onlinecomics.net/pages/, then go to http://www.onlinecomics.net/pages/support.php?comicID=12732&ref=, where you can either “add this comic to your favorites,” or write shining reviews using the “comic feedback, comments, and discussion.”
Web Comics Nation! Sign up at http://www.webcomicsnation.com/index.php, then go to http://www.webcomicsnation.com/cwisnia/dickhammer/series.php, and “Write Your Own Review!”
Drunkduck! Sign up at http://www.drunkduck.com/, plug in http://www.drunkduck.com/Dick_Hammer/index.php, and start leaving gushing comments of praise! Then pop over to the forums at http://www.drunkduck.com/community/ to rant about how imperative it is that everyone else read DICK HAMMER: THE DAILIES!
Thanks for your support, fans! You’ll thank YOURSELF for it!
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OTHER PLACES TO BE FRIENDS WITH US!
Good news, fans! In addition to all these exciting web comics communities, now we’re also members of myspace.com, facebook.com, LinkedIn.com, and comicspace.com! And we want friends! C’mon, guys, we know YOU’RE popular, and outgoing! Come find us and ask us to be your pals! We make a GREAT FRIEND! Knock on our door and ask Mrs. Wisnia if Chris can come play! Invite us hang out this weekend! See if we’d like to go to the drive-in, or play miniature golf! Give your friend a note to give our friend, that says “will Chris go with me, circle yes or no!” We might just surprise you!
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DORIS DANGER REVIEWS!
A few reviews have trickled in since our last spam-mailer!
Naturally, Rob at treasurycomics.com posted a review about our latest Doris Danger treasury! Check it out at: http://www.treasurycomics.com/gallery/galleryOTHERoneshots2.htm
Isn’t Rachel Edidin sweet at “Inside Out” to review Doris Danger: http://www.girl-wonder.org/insideout/
Well, well, well, thank you, Mark Mason, for your kind review at the Comics Waiting Room: http://www.comicswaitingroom.com/indies9.html
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More fun on the way soon, fans, and we mean soon!
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Rob Oder, Editor-in-Chief!
www.chriswisniaarts.com