TABLOIA MAILER #3579
This mailer really is just spam, fans! Enjoy!
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EXCITING TIDBIT! THE RETURN OF THE BLOG …
DIARY OF A STRUGGLING COMICS ARTIST is back up and running at last!
Sorry it took us four months and eight days to begin posting again, fans! Technical difficulties and a free-but-moronic blog-hosting site shut us up good! But we’re back again strong now, to relay the pathetic adventures of our own artistic hack, Chris Wisnia, as he attempts to make it in the comics industry! He’s been adding entries during the time we were away, so you should have plenty of reading to keep you busy, for at least ten minutes!
Ease into your smoking jacket and slippers, and curl up with a warm glass of milk at:
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NEWS FLASH! DR. DeBUNKO on “POINT OF INQUIRY” PODCAST!
D.J. Grothe, at “Point of Inquiry,” the premiere podcast of the Center for Inquiry, interviewed our own ace artistic hack, Chris Wisnia, about Dr. Debunko. Wanna listen? Pop on over to:
Special thanks to Lene at the only feminist/atheist/skeptic comics podcast, www.ireadcomics.blogspot.com, for getting us all in touch with those darn skeptics! Check her fabulous podcast out too!
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ITEM OF NOTE! DORIS DANGER IS AT THE PRINTER!
“DORIS DANGER SEEKS … WHERE URBAN CREATURES CREEP AND STOMP!” is on schedule to ship out early in July! We just received the proof today, and it looks like the book could just turn out okay! It’s looking really so-so! It could look worse!
If you are a mature and discriminating reader who is not put off by low-brow, crass humor and base, foul language, feel free to visit http://chriswisniaarts.com/doris_sp.shtml to see one or maybe two exciting sneak peeks of the new comic! If you aren’t mature and discriminating, do it anyways, because the sneak-peeks are fun for all ages! (But cover your eyes while perusing the rest of our website!)
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RUMOR: DICK HAMMER: The Dailies!
For those of you who haven’t checked in regularly, Dick is into his twenty-seventh entry, so the story is just barely starting to get going! Check it out at:
http://chriswisniaarts.com/hammerweb.shtml
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EXCITING APPEARANCES!
Sacramento-ans! Be sure and come out to our best friends’ great new store, Toy Fusion, in Rancho Cordova, CA, this Saturday, June 16, 2007!
After that, come see us at San Diego-Con (small press area), Chicago-Con, and Dragon*Con in Atlanta, all you jet-setters!
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BIRTHDAY ANNOUNCEMENT!
Happy Birthday, Tabloia!
That’s right, fans! This month marks the three year anniversary of Tabloia #572, our momentous first issue! Why is it momentous, you ask? Because it was the first appearance of Doris Danger (on sale now), Dr. DeBunko (featured in the podcast above), AND Dick Hammer of the Dick Hammer Dailies! All your favorites! Not to mention its macabre, pseudo-intellectual flagship story, “The Lump!” How is all that classic greatness possible?!
Mile High Comics is offering these amazing collector’s issues for $13-$15 each (!!!!!), but we’ve still got them listed at cover price! Better pick up multiple copies now, fans, while they’re still available! Even if you already own them! And then open up your own Tabloia Comics-selling shop! Get your credit card out and go to http://chriswisniaarts.com/merchandise.shtml right away!
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“I’VE HAD ENOUGH OF THIS BULL #&%*!?!!”
Want to unsubscribe? Who doesn’t! Just send an email reply, with the heading, “THIS IS BULL #&%*!?!!”
Thanks for reading, fans,
Rob Oder, Editor-in-Chief!
www.chriswisniaarts.com