Tabloia Mailer #4760
Do we owe you an apology, fans!
It’s been over two months since our last mailer! What have you done with yourselves?! How have you passed the time?! Well we have good news for you at last! Please read “Item of Good News” below:
ITEM OF GOOD NEWS:
“DORIS DANGER SEEKS … WHERE URBAN CREATURES CREEP AND STOMP” is now on presale through your local comics shop! Diamond Distributors not only spotlighted the book AND highlighted it with their “Indie Edge” icon, they ALSO listed the book as a “Staff Pick!”
In stores July 2007! 64 pages/B&W/humongous treasury-size 9″x13″/a mere $11.95!
Call your local comics shop right away and tell them:
Tell your local shop, “DIAMOND ORDER NUMBER: MAY07 3695, from Salt Peter Press, if you please!” Can’t find a shop? That’s a poor excuse, lazies!
Featuring covers by SHAG! Giant monster pin-ups by MIKE ALLRED, GUY DAVIS, SAM KIETH, JOHN SEVERIN, DICK AYERS, DAVE GIBBONS, PETER KUPER, HERB TRIMPE, PETER BAGGE, SAM GLANZMAN, MICHAEL LARK, JH WILLIAMS III, AL FELDSTEIN, RUSS HEATH, ESAD RIBIC … and that’s not all!
Collecting the Kirby-style “Doris Danger Greatest All Out Army Battles” and “Doris Danger in Outer Space,” with over twenty pages of somewhat realistic, moderately entertaining NEW MATERIAL!
IN ADDITION! Go to http://chriswisniaarts.com/doris_urban.shtml, where you can find quotes of endorsement (or at least of acknowledgement!) from Adam Hughes, Tim Bradstreet, Stan Lee, Mike Mignola, Jim Steranko, Michael Kaluta, Trina Robbins, Bill Sienkiewicz, Matt Wagner, Dick Ayers, Mike Allred, and Dave Gibbons, as well as some of our favorite quotes from reviewers!
THAT’S DIAMOND ORDER NUMBER: MAY07 3695, fans! Don’t forget to call or run down to your local shop TODAY!
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APPEARANCES!
Sorry we’re so behind, fans! We didn’t get a chance to tell you that since our last mailer, artistic hack Chris Wisnia was at conventions in New York, San Francisco, Los Angeles, Seattle, and back AGAIN in San Francisco! Hope you came out and said hello! If you didn’t, and you were in the area and totally would have come if only you’d have known, then … uh, heh … Woops!
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ITEM OF TARDINESS!
Not just with the mailer are we behind schedule! DICK HAMMER: THE DAILIES, with mere weekly entries, are over a month late! But rest assured, we’ve picked it up again, and hope to be back on schedule shortly! Check it out at www.chriswisniaarts.com!
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ITEM OF BEING TEMPORARILY IN LIMBO!
Did we mention we’ve been behind schedule?! If you haven’t, be sure to stop by www.chriswisniaarts.com! Then you’ll see we haven’t made a blog entry to the informative, witty “Diary of a Struggling Comics Artist” since February 5th! The reason has nothing to do with artistic hack Chris’s Wisnia’s being gone to conventions five weekends out of the last ten, or having an eight month old son, or buying a house/packing/moving/cleaning/painting/and unpacking, or with Chris frantically looking for and gathering and adding up a whole bunch of receipts for the last two weeks on account of the IRS sending him a polite letter saying they’d like to discuss his write-offs (We’ll be sure to cover all that fun in a future “Diary” entry)!
Our blog website demanded we upgrade to the new improved version, and upon doing so, we’ve been unable to edit entries, delete cute spam “messages” kindly posted by porn sites, add entries, or do any other ding-dongin’ jack we’ve tried at the website!
Hopefully we will be able to inform you soon that the site is back again and running smoothly … but not today!
Thanks for reading! Don’t forget to order “Doris Danger!”
Rob Oder, Editor-in-Chief
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