Tabloia Mailer #8523
Sorry to clog your inbox with a second spam letter this month, fans! But you needed to know that comixfan.com has just posted a kind interview of our own artistic hack, Chris Wisnia, and a six-page sneak preview for his latest endeavor, “Dr. DeBunko: The Short Stories!”
Don’t delay! Check it out at http://www.comixfan.com/xfan/forums/showthread.php?t=39962!
A MUST-SEE!!! That’s not all, fans! Be sure and look below the interview! There you will find, FOR THE FIRST TIME, Chris Wisnia’s character publicly criticized, regarding his use, or abuse, of the word “whacko!”
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DESPERATE CALL TO FANS! We wanted to give you plenty of time to PLEASE TELL YOUR LOCAL COMICS SHOP HOW MUCH YOU NEED A COPY OF DR. DEBUNKO: THE SHORT STORIES! August 29th is the deadline for retailers to place their orders, and if they don’t order it then, they may NEVER receive copies! And if that happens, it’s a sick, sad day for all of America! And especially for Dr. DeBunko!
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NOTE REGARDING THE OFFICIAL CHANGE IN POLICY ANNOUNCED LAST SPAM MAILER! The policy regarding ceasing the use of graphic descriptions of Chris’s wife’s body parts in relation to her birth still stands! This despite obvious signs of disagreement following the announcement of the policy! What obvious signs of disagreement, you ask? FOR THE FIRST TIME IN TABLOIA’S LONG AND PRESTIGIOUS SPAM-MAILING HISTORY, following the announcement, two “Tabloiacs” asked to be removed from the mailer! We’re sorry to see them go, but stand by our decision! If you’re looking for smut, you’ll have to look elsewhere! Namely, inside our upcoming comics!
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PLEASE REMOVE ME FROM THIS %&?!!? MAILER!
Send us an email with this as your heading, and we’re happy to oblige, fans! Join the two others so far!
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Still with us? Then next time we’ll update you on the two upcoming DORIS DANGER GIANT MONSTER comics that will be out before the end of the year! We’ll also tell you what STAN “THE MAN” LEE THOUGHT OF THEM! WOW! Thanks for reading! — Rob Oder, Editor-in-Chief!
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“DR. DeBUNKO: THE SHORT STORIES” by Chris Wisnia
“In order to change the world and make our society a safer place to live, we all need to do our part to promote clear and critical thinking and debunk all the bunkum that pervades our culture. Chris Wisnia has pioneered a new genre of skeptical debunking through his brilliantly written and elegantly illustrated series of Dr. DeBunko stories that appeals to a whole new audience unreached by other forms of media. All skeptics, humanists, scientists, and promoters of clear thinking should have this title on their book shelves.”
–Michael Shermer, Publisher of Skeptic magazine, columnist for Scientific American, author of Why People Believe Weird Things
See the debunker of the supernatural in action, matching wits against misinformed, stubborn, backwater, uneducated and superstitious folk around the globe! Only he can hope to make the world a safer, more rational place, as he opposes beliefs in corpse-eating werewolves; cattle
mutilations; spontaneous combustion; sex-craved succubi, incubi, and the devil himself; and more! Collecting all Dr. DeBunko’s stories, including his rare mini-comic appearances.
” … The coolest, hippest thing to hit skepticism … ” – Michael Shermer (director of the Skeptics Society and author of “Why People Believe Weird Things”)
” … Perfect examples of deadpan humor.” – Randy Lander, Fourthrail.com
” … my favorite’s Dr. DeBunko … a stitch … great comic timing.” – Steven Grant, comicbookresources.com
“I find myself laughing … every time.” – Aintitcoolnews.com
” … Some of my favorite stuff.” -Comixfan.com
MATURE AUDIENCES/32 PAGES/B&W/COMIC-SIZED/$3.95
See August’s Previews for October release, under Salt Peter Press!
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