Tabloia Mailer #4786
MAJOR PUBLICITY STUNT:
COME SEE THE LIVE BIRTH AT SAN DIEGO-COMIC-CON!
A Comic-Con First!
BOOTH 2107, in the SMALL PRESS PAVILLION!
Listed under “Chris Wisnia” (“C” in the catalogue, for some reason!)
Greetings, fans,
Sorry we haven’t written sooner with an update! In addition to getting packed and prepared for the biggest con of the year, Tabloia staffer and artistic hack Chris Wisnia and his wife have been busy moving into a bigger apartment, in preparation for the birth of their son, Oscar Francis!
At the regularly-scheduled eight-month check-up, we learned of a major Comic-Con plot-twist, in the doctor’s own words: “OH MY GOD! YOU’RE TWO INCHES DIALATED, AND YOUR CERVIX IS THINNED OUT EIGHTY PERCENT!”
Talk about San Diego Comic-Con excitement!
Talk about dedication to the comics medium! Elizabeth and Chris are still going to be there! … If Elizabeth can only hold Oscar in until the plane trip Tuesday evening! Yes, PLANE TRIP! Because they would rather be in a plane with people equipped to handle emergencies, knowing they will be on the ground within an hour, rather than driving who-in-the-hell-knows-in-the-middle-of-where, with no clue where the nearest hospital is!
Be sure and stop by booth 2107! See how big Elizabeth’s belly is! Help us pay our impending medical bill by buying our comics! And give a big hand and lots of support to MATT SILADY, prospective baby deliverer, and creator of the comic, “THE HOMELESS CHANNEL,” for agreeing to help us with the booth, bathroom breaks, keeping a pregnant woman fed and rested amidst all the madness, and even possibly running a 10’x10′ booth all by himself, if we decide to run off to the hospital in the middle of the convention!
If you have trouble finding booth #2107, look for the huge sign of a giant monster (attached)!
See you there!
Rob Oder, Editor-in-Chief!