TABLOIA MAILER #8907
Greetings, fans! We’re back
from a successful Wonder-Con
with a big list of brand-new
e-fans to keep updated! Welcome,
oldies and newies! Here we go!
CONVENTIONS!
Those of you who live far from
Florida, such as Californians,
or perhaps Europeans, GET
YOUR BAGS PACKED! Chris
will be making an appearance,
February 24-26, at Orlando’s
MEGA-CON! Visit
http://www.megaconvention.com
for info!
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DORIS DANGER REVIEWS!
Boy has Doris gotten a couple nice
reviews! Be sure and check them out at:
http://www.comixfan.com/xfan/forums/showthread.php?t=37791
http://www.comicbookresources.com/columns/index.cgi?column=pd#section1
We have STILL not updated the website (Hoo-
WEE, we’re making a lot of fun changes!), but
DORIS DANGER SEEKS … WHERE GIANT
MONSTERS CREEP AND STOMP is available
for sale online! Go to www.chriswisniaarts.com and
click on Merchandise right away! We’re
offering FREE SHIPPING!
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THE LUMP: THE COMPLETE SORDID
STORY: TRADE PAPERBACK!
It’s official! Collecting the critically
acclaimed film noir/mad scientist/ tabloid
horror mystery of a body found on the
freeway in pieces! Compiled with almost
A MILLION BONUS FEATURES,
including sketches and page layouts,
interviews, A BRAND NEW EPILOGUE
(!!!), and a four-page story not published in
America! It will be listed in April’s
Previews, with a June store release! Here’s
what the reviewers thought:
“Demented and highly enjoyable.”
— Fourthrail.com.
“Some of the best comic
book fun I’ve had in years.”
— Comixfan.com.
“My favorite comic of the week.”
— Comicbookresources.com.
“Deserves a round of applause.”
— Comicwidows.com.
A “daffy valentine to pulp publications, gossip
rags, and paranoia literature.”
— Comicon.com.
“A total reading experience — and a gonzo one,
at that.”
— Aintitcoolnews.com.
“One of those rare comics you’ll read again and
again, because it’s F-U-N.”
— Pretty-Scary.com.
“I felt like I stepped into the Twilight Zone.”
— Jazmaonline.com.
144 pages/B&W/Comic book-sized/$12.95.
Start thinking about it today!
WARNING TO READERS Who Thought
“The Lump” Sounded Like It Might Be Okay,
After Reading All those Impressive-Sounding
Quotes:
All quotes were written to describe “Tabloia
Weekly Magazine #572-576,” the periodical
in which “The Lump” was originally presented!
Therefore, these kind words are not necessarily
all specifically about “The Lump!” They were
taken out of context to make “The Lump”
sound significantly more impressive than it
actually is! Any negative comments were
carefully and deliberately edited out! And even
more diabolical, reviews were often posted at
different sites, so we were often able to quote
the exact same review more than once, while
giving the impression these were different
reviews! (Ingenius!)
For links to the full reviews, be sure to visit
www.chriswisniaarts.com right away!
WEBSITE UPDATE!
For those of you who made the
visit recently, you’re aware that the
www.chriswisniaarts.com website went down,
right when the monumental Doris
Danger Seeks … Where Giant
Monsters Creep and Stomp #1 hit
the shelves! That means all our brand
new fans, who picked up their first
“Salt Peter Press” comic, eager to learn
more about us, rushed to their
computers and found a downed site!
O, The frustration, fear, bitterness, and
confusion they must have felt is heart-
wrenching! For that reason, die-hard
fans, we’re calling on you to adopt a
new Tabloia Fan! That’s right! You
could do so much for them! Find all
these kind, beloved souls in your area,
give them comfort and support, and let
them know not to despair! Go on,
it’s all right! Check back to the
Tabloia site again! We abandoned you
in your time of need, but we’re there for
you now! Poor, dear souls!
In similar news! Because the website
went down, all you disgruntled Tabloia
Spam-Receivers who ASKED TO BE
REMOVED FROM OUR MAILING LIST
– your emails were lost, and we didn’t
remove you as you asked! Sorry! (Heh heh!)
Please simply reply again to this email! Be
sure to let us know how pissed you are, and
that we BETTER take your name off THIS time
… or else!
Thanks for reading, Fans!
–Rob Oder
Editor-in-Chief
“Tabloia Weekly Magazine!”
www.chriswisniaarts.com