Are you the uninformed laughing stock of your friends and family? Don’t get left behind! Don’t be out-of-the-know! Join the TABLOIA MAILER (Free of Charge!) and keep up-to-date on the goings-on of artistic genius, Chris Wisnia! Begin receiving “spam emails” from us TODAY! It’s so easy! Simply send me, Rob Oder, an email, at roder “at” chriswisniaarts.com, with the heading, “Join the Mailer, if you si vous plait!” You won’t regret it!
UPDATE!
Fans! Ever since November 2005, we’ve been sending YOU, our three fans, “spam” mailings (or as computer-savvy folks might call them, “IM-EL’s” – an abbreviation for “INTERNET E-MAIL LETTERS”) to alert you to all the exciting things we at TABLOIA WEEKLY MAGAZINE are up to! You three fans would receive these “IL-ME’s” in a digital “mail-receiving-box”, usually near your driveway, and peruse, ignore, or recycle them at your leisure! Two or three of you sent reply letters asking us not to send you any more “ME-IL”! And our “spam mailers” were quickly forgotten … UNTIL NOW!
If you didn’t receive our mailer, or carelessly discarded them, and later became curious about the goings-on of TABLOIA … you were out of luck … UNTIL NOW!
That’s right … NOW! With excitement, we at “Tabloia Weekly Magazine: the Web Comic” now offer these rare, hard-to-find, expensive, classic, daring notes of spam! So informative! Educational! Witty! Dangerous! Intriguing! Humorous! Entertaining! Fun! Exciting! Relevant!
Read on … and thrill at the goings-on! Gasp at the surprises! Reminisce about all those fond memories of Tabloia’s past! These “spam mailers” are FINALLY now wholly available, unabridged for your reading enjoyment!
-Rob Oder! Editor-in-Chief!