{"id":606,"date":"2014-07-21T14:54:53","date_gmt":"2014-07-21T20:54:53","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/chriswisniaarts.com\/blog\/?p=606"},"modified":"2014-07-21T15:23:05","modified_gmt":"2014-07-21T21:23:05","slug":"tabloia-mailer-54789-a-giant-monster-alphabet-book-debuts-at-comic-con","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/chriswisniaarts.com\/blog\/archives\/606","title":{"rendered":"Tabloia Mailer #54789-a: GIANT MONSTER ALPHABET BOOK debuts at COMIC-CON!"},"content":{"rendered":"

Wow, fans, this is our first mailer since September 2012!<\/p>\n

Let\u2019s peruse this installment\u2019s FABULOUS CONTENTS:<\/p>\n

1. \u201cS IS FOR SPANKO: A Frightening and Realistic GIANT MONSTER Alphabet Book!\u201d
\n2. TEN YEAR ANNIVERSARY OF DORIS DANGER\u2019S GIANT MONSTER COMICS!
\n3. COMIC-CON 2014 SIGNING SCHEDULE!
\n4. So easy to UNSUBSCRIBE!<\/p>\n

Let\u2019s get started, shall we?<\/p>\n

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\u201cS IS FOR SPANKO: A Frightening and Realistic GIANT MONSTER Alphabet Book!\u201d<\/p>\n

Twenty six letters of sheer, alphabet-learning TERROR!\u00a0 Can even YOU endure such alphabet-learning strain?\u00a0 A FULL COLOR, 8 \u00bd\u201d x11\u201d hardcover by Chris Wisnia, edited and colored by Jef Bambas, with alphabet poem by Elizabeth Wisnia!<\/p>\n

The book makes its shocking debut at COMIC-CON this week!\u00a0 More details below!\u00a0 But for those who can\u2019t make it (and those who can)\u2026<\/p>\n

SEE the horrifying cover, learn more about the book, and READ a few fear-inducing sample pages, at our official \u201cTabloia\u201d website:<\/p>\n

www.chriswisniaarts.com\/alphabet.shtml<\/a><\/p>\n

Then pop over to Amazon (where you CAN\u2019T see the cover OR read sample pages), to pick up copies for all your friends who are overdue in learning their alphabet:\u00a0www.amazon.com<\/a><\/p>\n

It\u2019s the perfect gift for children going into pre-school or kindergarten, or for full-grown imbeciles!<\/p>\n

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TEN YEAR ANNIVERSARY OF DORIS DANGER\u2019S GIANT MONSTER COMICS!<\/p>\n

Can you believe it??! Ten years ago, at San Diego\u2019s Comic-Con, Chris Wisnia debuted his first comic, \u201cTabloia Weekly Magazine #572,\u201d featuring Doris Danger Giant Monster Adventures! \u00a0So to celebrate\u2026<\/p>\n

1. We\u2019re gonna sign and sell you our brand new GIANT MONSTER ALPHABET BOOK!<\/p>\n

2. We\u2019ve stored a garage full of unsold JUNK for ten years, so we\u2019re gonna try and convince you to buy some old stuff for a cheap price!<\/p>\n

2. AND\u2026 for you EXTRA-SPECIAL, EXTRA-DEDICATED FANS, who are \u201cin the know\u201d with a complicated secret code phrase \u2026 we\u2019re gonna give you a cheaply made FREE THING that you\u2019ll probably toss in the garbage the moment you\u2019re out of our sight!\u00a0 Stop by the booth (times listed below) and whisper\u2026 \u201cPSSST!\u00a0 I wanna become a secret, card-carrying member of the MLA!\u201d\u00a0 (You extra-special, extra-dedicated fans know what we\u2019re talking about!\u00a0 The rest of you are free to ask at the show!)<\/p>\n

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COMIC-CON 2014 SIGNING SCHEDULE!<\/p>\n

Chris will be signing at SLG\u2019s booth 1815:
\nThurs 10:00am-1:00pm, 4:00pm-5:30pm
\n<\/span>Fri, Sat 10:00am-11:30am, 4:00pm-5:30pm
\n<\/span>Sun 10am-11:30am<\/span><\/p>\n

Stop by and wish us a happy ten-year anniversary!<\/p>\n

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UNSUBSCRIBE!\u00a0 So easy, just reply to this humble email with the header, \u201cYou ARE the greatest \u2013 BUT\u2026\u201d<\/p>\n

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Thanks for reading, fans!\u00a0 We hope to see or hear from some of you!
\nRob Oder
\nEditor-in-Chief
\nTabloia Weekly Magazine
\nwww.chriswisniaarts.com<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Wow, fans, this is our first mailer since September 2012! Let\u2019s peruse this installment\u2019s FABULOUS CONTENTS: 1. \u201cS IS FOR SPANKO: A Frightening and Realistic GIANT MONSTER Alphabet Book!\u201d 2. TEN YEAR ANNIVERSARY OF DORIS DANGER\u2019S GIANT MONSTER COMICS! 3. COMIC-CON 2014 SIGNING SCHEDULE! 4. So easy to UNSUBSCRIBE! 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