{"id":566,"date":"2012-03-05T14:33:23","date_gmt":"2012-03-05T20:33:23","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/chriswisniaarts.com\/blog\/?p=566"},"modified":"2012-03-05T14:44:45","modified_gmt":"2012-03-05T20:44:45","slug":"the-lump-feature-film","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/chriswisniaarts.com\/blog\/archives\/566","title":{"rendered":"“The Lump” FEATURE FILM??!?"},"content":{"rendered":"

BIG NEWS: We can finally
\nannounce, after months of
\nhard work and considera-
\ntion – that our hack,
\nChris Wisnia, despite
\nrumors of\u00a0goofing off
\nand getting\u00a0nothing done
\nall these\u00a0months that we
\nhaven’t\u00a0heard from him,
\nHAS ACTUALLY IN
\nFACT BEEN GETTING
\nAT LEAST ONE THING
\nDONE!<\/p>\n

IN SECRET, he’s been
\nbustling on a SECRET
\nPROJECT that we just got
\nthe go-ahead to announce!<\/p>\n

Chris has just completed
\nand gotten the okay for
\na screenplay of his
\n2004 comic “The Lump”
\nfor actor Thomas Jane
\n(HBO’s Hung, The Punisher,
\nSteven King’s The Mist)!<\/p>\n

Now we’re going to see if\u00a0we can get a movie made,\u00a0fans! \u00a0Wish us luck!<\/p>\n

Check out the comic – “THE LUMP!”<\/a><\/p>\n

Rob Oder,
\nEditor-in-Chief,
\nTabloia Weekly Magazine!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

BIG NEWS: We can finally announce, after months of hard work and considera- tion – that our hack, Chris Wisnia, despite rumors of\u00a0goofing off and getting\u00a0nothing done all these\u00a0months that we haven’t\u00a0heard from him, HAS ACTUALLY IN FACT BEEN GETTING AT LEAST ONE THING DONE! IN SECRET, he’s been bustling on a SECRET PROJECT that […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"nf_dc_page":"","_uag_custom_page_level_css":"","_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"site-sidebar-layout":"default","site-content-layout":"","ast-site-content-layout":"default","site-content-style":"default","site-sidebar-style":"default","ast-global-header-display":"","ast-banner-title-visibility":"","ast-main-header-display":"","ast-hfb-above-header-display":"","ast-hfb-below-header-display":"","ast-hfb-mobile-header-display":"","site-post-title":"","ast-breadcrumbs-content":"","ast-featured-img":"","footer-sml-layout":"","ast-disable-related-posts":"","theme-transparent-header-meta":"","adv-header-id-meta":"","stick-header-meta":"","header-above-stick-meta":"","header-main-stick-meta":"","header-below-stick-meta":"","astra-migrate-meta-layouts":"default","ast-page-background-enabled":"default","ast-page-background-meta":{"desktop":{"background-color":"","background-image":"","background-repeat":"repeat","background-position":"center center","background-size":"auto","background-attachment":"scroll","background-type":"","background-media":"","overlay-type":"","overlay-color":"","overlay-opacity":"","overlay-gradient":""},"tablet":{"background-color":"","background-image":"","background-repeat":"repeat","background-position":"center center","background-size":"auto","background-attachment":"scroll","background-type":"","background-media":"","overlay-type":"","overlay-color":"","overlay-opacity":"","overlay-gradient":""},"mobile":{"background-color":"","background-image":"","background-repeat":"repeat","background-position":"center center","background-size":"auto","background-attachment":"scroll","background-type":"","background-media":"","overlay-type":"","overlay-color":"","overlay-opacity":"","overlay-gradient":""}},"ast-content-background-meta":{"desktop":{"background-color":"var(--ast-global-color-5)","background-image":"","background-repeat":"repeat","background-position":"center center","background-size":"auto","background-attachment":"scroll","background-type":"","background-media":"","overlay-type":"","overlay-color":"","overlay-opacity":"","overlay-gradient":""},"tablet":{"background-color":"var(--ast-global-color-5)","background-image":"","background-repeat":"repeat","background-position":"center center","background-size":"auto","background-attachment":"scroll","background-type":"","background-media":"","overlay-type":"","overlay-color":"","overlay-opacity":"","overlay-gradient":""},"mobile":{"background-color":"var(--ast-global-color-5)","background-image":"","background-repeat":"repeat","background-position":"center center","background-size":"auto","background-attachment":"scroll","background-type":"","background-media":"","overlay-type":"","overlay-color":"","overlay-opacity":"","overlay-gradient":""}},"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_feature_clip_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[66],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-566","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-announcements"],"aioseo_notices":[],"aioseo_head":"\n\t\t\n\t\n\t\n\t\n\t\n\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t