{"id":329,"date":"2010-07-29T22:44:11","date_gmt":"2010-07-30T04:44:11","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/chriswisniaarts.com\/blog\/?p=329"},"modified":"2018-09-20T12:37:16","modified_gmt":"2018-09-20T18:37:16","slug":"chris-wisnias-resume-2002","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/chriswisniaarts.com\/blog\/archives\/329","title":{"rendered":"CHRIS WISNIA&#8217;S RESUME &#8211; 2002"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><em>That&#8217;s right &#8230; Chris Wisnia&#8217;s Resume!<br \/>\nThis week, we offer a real treat to fans! We hope it will help all you aspiring comics professionals, not only to see what a resume should look like if you have no actual experience or qualifications, but also as inspiration to fill out your own resumes!<\/em><\/p>\n<p><em>Before our own artistic hack, Chris Wisnia, began his &#8220;serious&#8221; (i.e. &#8220;actually published&#8221;) professional comics career, he spent many years waiting in many portfolio review lines, and sending a lot of packages to publishers, and never getting any work! Below is &#8211; NO JOKE! &#8211; an exact duplicate of the resume he submitted over and over for these endeavors!<\/em><\/p>\n<p><em>Personally, in hindsight, we don&#8217;t recommend you aspiring comics people try using this technique for youselves, as Chris never once heard back from an editor he sent this resume to! They never called or wrote to share how amusing they found this resume! Study it closely, and tomorrow we&#8217;ll post Chris&#8217;s current resume . . . for comparitive purposes! -Rob!<\/em><\/p>\n<p>_RESUME_ (minimized to one page)<\/p>\n<p>COMICS RELATED EDUCATION:<br \/>\nN\/A (Bachelor of Arts in studio art, U.C. Davis, Class of 1995)<\/p>\n<p>PROFESSIONAL, NON-COMICS WORK:<br \/>\n1999-Present Guitar Instructor, Private Lessons, Davis CA<br \/>\n1997-2000 Store Manager and Head Picture Framer, Jeff&#8217;s Objet D&#8217;Art, Davis CA<\/p>\n<p>MONTHLY WORK FOR MARVEL<br \/>\n2002 none<br \/>\n2001 none<br \/>\n1999 none<\/p>\n<p>LIMITED SERIES OR ONE SHOT PROJECTS FOR MARVEL<br \/>\n1997 none<br \/>\nFeb-July 1995 none<br \/>\n1972 born May 13th<\/p>\n<p>MONTHLY WORK FOR DC<br \/>\n1962-1992 no work for DC<\/p>\n<p>FILL-IN ISSUES, ANTHOLOGY AND BACK-UP STORIES FOR DC<br \/>\nUpcoming 2003 no plans at this time<br \/>\n1492 none<\/p>\n<p>WORK FOR INDEPENDENT COMIC COMPANIES, INCLUDING BUT NOT LIMITED TO FREE-LANCE PLOTTING, SCRIPTING, AND GHOST WRITING<br \/>\n1997-present nothing<\/p>\n<p>ADDITIONAL TRAINING, WORKSHOPS, SEMINARS, ETC<br \/>\n2001 Told Mike Allred his art is cool at San Diego Con<br \/>\n1984 Read &#8220;How to Draw Comics the Marvel Way&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>RELATED EXPERIENCE<br \/>\n1998 Re-read &#8220;How to Draw Comics the Marvel Way&#8221;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>That&#8217;s right &#8230; Chris Wisnia&#8217;s Resume! This week, we offer a real treat to fans! We hope it will help all you aspiring comics professionals, not only to see what a resume should look like if you have no actual experience or qualifications, but also as inspiration to fill out your own resumes! 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