Tabloia Mailer #9805<\/p>\n
Fans!<\/p>\n
Do we have a couple quick, exciting bulletins for you!<\/p>\n
ITEM!
\nSAN DIEGO COMIC-CON is this week … July 23-27 … and our artistic hack, CHRIS WISNIA, will be available for you, his adoring fans, only in the SMALL PRESS AREA! Just look for table K9 – like the dog! Or look us up in the Small Press listing under ‘C’ for Chris!<\/p>\n
Come say hi! We look forward to seeing you in San Diego!<\/p>\n
ITEM!
\nWe apologize we haven’t written sooner to keep you updated, but Chris has been busy putting together, not one, not two, but FIVE BRAND-NEW MINI-COMICS! And we’re talking 32-40 pagers each!<\/p>\n
Thrill to the site of DICK HAMMER: THE DAILIES: THE MINI COMICS: VOLUMES ONE, TWO, AND THREE! You haven’t read DICK HAMMER:THE DAILIES??!! Visit WWW.TABLOIA.COM right away!<\/p>\n
Thrill to the site of ‘SHOCKING TRUE STORIES FROM THE BIBLE, CHAPTER ONE,’ a VH-1-style documentary featuring JOHN THE BAPTIST! The art, which references all your favorite classic Christian museum masterworks (but with voice-bubbles) was so precious, Chris did a supplementary volume of art only, with one fully-sized splash-page image per page! That’s ‘SHOCKING TRUE STORIES OF THE BIBLE: THE IMAGES!’ A must for anyone who may not appreciate our critical take on John the Baptist!<\/p>\n
We’ll post all the new books for sale at our website, WWW.TABLOIA.COM, just as soon as we get back from San Diego!<\/p>\n
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ITEM! We have posted ELEVEN Salt Peter Press comics at [website link deleted – because we don’t like this company any more and our books are no longer available here], available for FREE DOWNLOAD!<\/p>\n
If you haven’t read all eleven yet … then you may need to wait a little longer! The good news is that [said unliked company] is going global! Up until now, they have only allowed free downloads for continental U.S.ers, and the rest of the world can kiss our tush! But NOW, all you tush-kissers around the world can enjoy FREE DOWNLOADS, just like the rest of us! SOON … Which leads to the bad news! [unliked company] is temporarily down, while they get their worldwide act together! So keep checking in!<\/p>\n
Go to [don’t go to this company – we don’t like them], and enter your email to be notified when the site is back up! When they’re up, go to<\/p>\n
[again, don’t bother going to this website]<\/p>\n
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ITEM! We’ve just been bursting to share some EXCITING NEWS with all our favorite fans, regarding one of our books going to an actual publisher! Well after a lot of hard work and three months, we STILL DON’T KNOW IF IT’S GOING TO HAPPEN OR NOT! So you’re just going to have to wait a little longer! We’ll keep you posted!<\/p>\n
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Thanks for reading, fans! Have you had enough? UNSUBSCRIBE: Just reply to this email, with the heading, ‘I’m not doing it to hurt your feelings!’<\/p>\n
-Rob Oder, Editor-in-Chief
\nwww.chriswisniaarts.com<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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