SPLASH:<\/a><\/p>\n ROB ODER PRESENTS: THE SHOCKING TRUE-LIFE EXPLOITS OF DORIS DANGER . . . AS SHE EXPLORES . . . WHERE GIANT MONSTERS CREEP AND STOMP<\/p>\n (This text got moved off the splash, to the second page.)<\/strong><\/em><\/p>\n SPLUH!\u00a0 THE THING WHO BURST\/OOZED\/ERUPTED FROM THE ERUPTING\/LIVE\/EXPLODING VOLCANO<\/p>\n (Sometimes I can’t decide on word choice, so I just jot down whatever comes to mind and decide later. Burst. Oozed. Erupted.\u00a0 Where I would ultimately pick ONE for the finally, Stan Lee made this a part of his writing style – “I was so hungry, so starving, so famished, so desirous to eat something, so in the mood to put food in my mouth!”\u00a0 I didn’t pick up on this style to parody it for these early stories, however.)<\/strong><\/em><\/p>\n ORIGINALLY PRESENTED IN TABLOIA WEEKLY MAGAZINE #136 JUNE 1953<\/p>\n WISNIA & AYERS<\/p>\n (See how I actually put in the script for the page to be signed “Wisnia and Ayers”??! And how I already knew it had to have been “originally presented” in a previous issue of Tabloia??\u00a0 See my page 002 \u2013 Commentary<\/a>)<\/em><\/strong><\/p>\n FLEE FOR YOUR LIVES!<\/p>\n FLEE FROM SPLUH!<\/p>\n * * *<\/p>\n (After the very brief text and dialog of the splash, the first script I wrote out was for the last panel of page five<\/a>, which was a text-only panel):<\/strong><\/em><\/p>\n WHO IS THE MAD SCIENTIST WITH THE REMOTE CONTROL?<\/p>\n HOW IS HE INVOLVED?<\/p>\n WHY IS HE GIGGLING?<\/p>\n WHY ARE THE MYSTERIOUS MEN WHO HELP HIDE MONSTERS WEARING FEZZES?<\/p>\n WHY ARE THE ARMY AND FBI WORKING TOGETHER TO COVER ALL THIS UP?<\/p>\n DID . . . DORIS REALLY SEE MORE THAN ONE MONSTER?<\/p>\n WHERE . . . DID THE UFO COME FROM?<\/p>\n WHERE . . . DID IT GO?<\/p>\n WHERE . . . DID THE MONSTERS AND UFO GO?<\/p>\n WHAT . . . IS THE MOTIVE OF THE RENEGADE TEAM KNOWN AS THE MLA?<\/p>\n WHAT . . . IS THE MONSTER’S SECRET AGENDA?<\/p>\n WHAT . . . SECRET AGENDA ARE THE MONSTERS PLANNING?<\/p>\n WHAT . . . IS GOING ON?!!<\/p>\n FIND OUT ALL THIS AND MORE NEXT WEEK!\u00a0 ONLY IN TABLOIA!<\/p>\n HOW CAN YOU DARE MISS OUT ON THE ANSWERS TO ALL THESE QUESTIONS AND MORE?\u00a0 YOU CAN’T!\u00a0 JOIN US NEXT WEEK!\u00a0 ONLY IN TABLOIA!<\/p>\n * * *<\/p>\n (The second chunk of text I wanted to figure out was what different things the monster might say with his stutter. You can see my priorities with the script):<\/strong><\/em><\/p>\n SPLUHH monster speaks:<\/p>\n FOO . . . FOO . . . FOOLS!<\/p>\n YOO . . . YOO . . . YOU ARE DOOMED<\/p>\n PYOO . . . PYOO . . . PUNY MORTALS . . .<\/p>\n HYOO . . . HYOO . . . DETESTED HUMANS<\/p>\n YOO . . . YOO . . . YOU JERKS . . .<\/p>\n HYOO . . . HYOO . . . HUMANS ARE MEAN . . .<\/p>\n * * *<\/p>\n (Then for some reason, I wrote out the last text panel of page five<\/a> again, changing some, changing the order. I guess this was a key panel for me.):<\/strong><\/em><\/p>\n WHO . . . IS THE MAD SCIENTIST WITH THE REMOTE CONTROL?<\/p>\n WHO . . . ARE THE MYSTERIOUS MEN WEARING FEZZES<\/p>\n WHY . . . ARE THE MYSTERIOUS MEN WEARING FEZZES HELPING THE MONSTER OR MONSTERS?<\/p>\n WHERE . . . DID THE UFO COME FROM?<\/p>\n HOW . . . IS THE UFO CONNECTED WITH THE MONSTERS?<\/p>\n WHERE . . . DID IT GO?<\/p>\n WHAT . . . ARE THE MONSTERS UP TO?<\/p>\n HOW . . . MANY MONSTERS ARE THERE?<\/p>\n WHAT . . . IS THE GOVERNMENT’S INTEREST IN ALL THIS?<\/p>\n WHY . . . IS THE FBI TRYING TO COVER EVERYTHING UP?<\/p>\n HOW . . . DID THE ARMY KNOW WHERE THE MONSTER WOULD BE?<\/p>\n WHY . . . ARE THE ARMY AND FBI WORKING TOGETHER?<\/p>\n WHAT . . . IS THE MOTIVE OF THE RENEGADE TEAM KNOWN AS THE MLA?<\/p>\n WHAT . . . IS GOING ON?<\/p>\n 10\/6\/02 SCRIPT<\/p>\n DANGER: SPLUHH<\/p>\n PAGE TWO<\/a><\/p>\n PANEL 1<\/p>\n TABLOIA PRESENTS ANOTHER SHOCKING TRUE-LIFE ACCOUNT.\u00a0 ACE PHOTO JOURNALIST DORIS D SAYS GOODBYE TO HER BOYFRIEND, STEVE W. BEFORE EMBARKING ON AN ASSIGNMENT THAT WILL UNWITTINGLY LEAD HER WHERE GIANT MONSTERS CREEP AND STOMP.<\/p>\n STEVE: I WISH YOU WOULDN’T GO, DORE!\u00a0 THE WEIRD ___ TREMORS OF THE VOLCANOES ON THE CAYMAN ISLANDS ARE MYSTERIOUSLY EMINATING “GASSIGINA RADIATION”!<\/p>\n DORIS: I’VE GOT TO GO, STEVE.\u00a0 OH, STEVE, PLEASE DON’T.\u00a0 IT’S AS IF FATE IS PULLING ME THERE.\u00a0 I’VE JUST GOT TO.\u00a0 YOU KNOW I’VE JUST GOT TO GO.<\/p>\n PANEL 2.<\/p>\n DORIS: YOU’RE THE ONLY ONE I’VE TOLD ABOUT MY RECURRING NIGHTMARES.\u00a0 ABOUT HOW I BELIEVE THEY MAY BE REPRESSED MEMORIES OF MY CHILDHOOD.<\/p>\n STEVE: THE WAY YOU DESCRIBED THE GIANT CREATURE, AND HOW IT ABDUCTED YOU, CONTAINED TOO MANY DETAILS NOT TO HAVE BEEN REAL.\u00a0 AND YOU SWORE YOU COULD EVEN SMELL THE TOXIC “GASSIGINA” WHILE THE THING PROBED YOUR BRAIN WITH A “VACUUM NEEDLE.”\u00a0 NO I UNDERSTAND WHY YOU MUST GO, BUT BE CAREFUL, DORIS.<\/p>\n (I had to really trim down all this text to get it to fit in two panels. After brainstorming it all out, I rewrote some of the above into the following sentence:)<\/strong><\/em><\/p>\n HOW IT PROBED YOUR BRAIN WITH A “VACUUM NEEDLE,” THE SMELL OF TOXIC GASSIGINA PRESENT . . .<\/p>\n I LOVE YOU, STEVE.<\/p>\n PANEL 3<\/p>\n SOON, ACROSS THE GLOBE, AT THE BASE OF THE ISLAND’S MASSIVE VOLCANO . . .<\/p>\n DORIS: THIS IS WHERE THE STRANGE TREMORS HAVE BEEN REPORTED STRONGEST.\u00a0 I TOOK THIS ASSIGNMENT SECRETLY HOPING IT MIGHT LEAD TO MY MOST DESPERATE DESIRE: PROOF OF THE EXISTENCE OF GIANT ALIEN CREATURES!<\/p>\n BUT WHAT IS THE UNITED STATES ARMY DOING HERE?\u00a0 AND WHAT ARE ALL THESE BARRICADES AND TANKS?<\/p>\n PANEL 4<\/p>\n YOU CAN’T COME THROUGH HERE, MA’AM.\u00a0 SORRY, MA’AM, THIS HERE’S A DANGER SITE.\u00a0 YOU GOTTA STAY OUTSIDE THE BARRIERS.\u00a0 BY ORDER OF THE U.S. GOVERNMENT.<\/p>\n BUT I’M A PHOTOGRAPHER FOR TABLOIA MAGAZINE.<\/p>\n NO PHOTOS, MA’AM.\u00a0 FER YER OWN SAFETY, BEST YOU OUGHTA GO BACK HOME.<\/p>\n PANEL 5<\/p>\n PSST.\u00a0 HEY LADY.\u00a0 WHITE MEN ARE TRYING TO COVER UP.\u00a0 THEY SAY RADIOACTIVE METEOR FALLS FROM SKY.\u00a0 NOT SO.\u00a0 DON’T BELIEVE THEIR LIES.<\/p>\n DOES METEOR LEAVE A FOOTPRINT?!<\/p>\n VOLCANO GOD RETURNS!<\/p>\n AFTER MANY GENERATIONS, WHITE MEN ANGER HIM!\u00a0 VOLCANO GOD!<\/p>\n PAGE THREE<\/a><\/p>\n PANEL 1<\/p>\n MA’AM?\u00a0 AGENT SLICK\/FLEET\/SLEAT\/SKEATES, FBI G DIVISION.\u00a0 I’M GONNA HAVE TO ASK YOU TO GIVE ME THAT CAMERA AND COME WITH ME.<\/p>\n PANEL 2.<\/p>\n HEY!\u00a0 HALT!\u00a0 HALT!\u00a0 THAT’S A RESTRICTED AREA!\u00a0 YOU’RE IN BIG TROUBLE, LADY!<\/p>\n PANEL 3<\/p>\n BING BING BING!<\/p>\n SIR: THE GASAGINA RADIATION METER IS SUDDENLY GOING BONKERS!<\/p>\n – HALT HALT<\/p>\n PANEL 4<\/p>\n WHAT’S THAT SMELL?\u00a0 GOOD GRACIOUS!\u00a0 WHAT THE!<\/p>\n FOO FOO!<\/p>\n SARGE: OH MY GOD!<\/p>\n BING BING BING!<\/p>\n PANEL 5<\/p>\n HOLY CRIPES<\/p>\n MEN GET IN POSITION<\/p>\n G DIVISION WAS RIGHT – THIS IS WHAT WE’RE TRAINED FOR, BOYS!<\/p>\n WHERE’D IT COME FROM?!<\/p>\n IT WAS A MONSTER ALL ALONG!\u00a0 WE’VE FOUND HIM AS G DIVISIONS’ RESEARCH SCIENTISTS EXPECTED!\u00a0 RIGHT WHERE G DIVISION PIN-POINTED HIM ALL RIGHT – HE’S MADE HIMSELF KNOWN!\u00a0 REPEAT PROJECCT UNEARTH HAS<\/p>\n TURN THE ARTILLERY AROUND!\u00a0 QUICKLY!<\/p>\n PAGE FOUR<\/a><\/p>\n PANEL 1<\/p>\n PWEE PWEE! (Notice the excitement for coming up with exciting (i.e., “dumb,” childish, “unrealistic,” (hopefully) funny) sound effects!)<\/strong><\/em><\/p>\n PANEL 2<\/p>\n YOO . . . YOO . . . YOU JERKS!<\/p>\n HYOO . . . HYOO . . .<\/p>\n PANEL 3<\/p>\n . . . HUMANS ARE MEAN . . .<\/p>\n DORIS: I CAN’T BELIEVE MY EYES?!!! AM I TRULY . . . ACTUALLY SEEING . . . ??<\/p>\n WHAT THE . . . ?!!\u00a0 WHO ARE THESE RENEGADES?<\/p>\n PANEL 4<\/p>\n WHAT THE –?\u00a0 WHERE’D THEY COME FROM?!!<\/p>\n IT’S THE DREADED INFAMOUS MONSTER LIBERATION ARMY!<\/p>\n THE M.L.A.!<\/p>\n BACK DOWN, YOU BLOODTHIRSTY GOVERNMENT LAP-DOGS!\u00a0 OR YOU’LL FACE THE WRATH OF THE M.L.A.!<\/p>\n PANEL 5<\/p>\n OPEN FIRE, BOYS!\u00a0 THIS OUGHTTA TEACH THOSE INBRED RIGHTWING MURDEROUS LACKEYS NOT TO BULLY ANY POOR INNOCENT MONSTER!<\/p>\n ARMY: RETREAT!\u00a0 FALL BACK!<\/p>\n PAGE FIVE<\/a><\/p>\n PANEL 1<\/p>\n IN ALL THE CONFUSION, THE MONSTER IS GETTING AWAY<\/p>\n PANEL 2<\/p>\n HYOO . . . HYOO . . . HUMANS ARE MEAN<\/p>\n QUICK!\u00a0 IN HERE!\u00a0 WHERE’S HE GOING?\u00a0 I LOST SIGHT OF HIM, BUT . . . WAIT, THERE HE IS!\u00a0 BUT WHO ARE THOSE MEN WEARING FEZZES?<\/p>\n PANEL 3<\/p>\n AT LAST!\u00a0 SPAMPOO HAS ARRIVED.\u00a0 NOW ALL SEVEN OF US MAY PROCEED!\u00a0 HE’S HIDING IN THAT CAVE AT THE BASE OF THE VOLCANO!<\/p>\n I SWEAR IT LOOKS LIKE I SAW\u00a0 . . . AND I COULD HAVE SWORN IN THAT CAVE WAS\u00a0 . . .\u00a0 ANOTHER\/AT LEAST TWO GIANT MONSTERS!<\/p>\n PANEL 4<\/p>\n SUDDENLY . . .<\/p>\n THE VOLCANO IS ERUPTING!<\/p>\n RUN!\u00a0 RUN FOR YOUR LIVES!<\/p>\n SPLOOH! PANEL 5<\/p>\n TEE HEE HEE!<\/p>\n IT’S THAT GIGGLING SCIENTIST I SAW HIDING UNDER THE PILE OF CLOTHES AT THE CARNIVAL!\u00a0 HOW DOES HE FIT INTO ALL THIS?<\/p>\n PANEL 6<\/p>\n WAIT!\u00a0 PLEASE.<\/p>\n AGENT SLEET, FBI G DIV.: THAT’S ENOUGH.\u00a0 YOU’RE COMING WITH ME, MA’AM.\u00a0 AND I’LL BE TAKING THAT CAMERA.<\/p>\n WHY DO I GET THE FEELING THIS IS JUST THE BEGINNING?<\/p>\n (You can tell I was really intent about this final panel, because here I’ve written it out for a THIRD TIME!):<\/strong><\/em><\/p>\n WHAT . . . IS GOING ON?<\/p>\n WHO . . . ARE THE MEN IN THE FEZZES?<\/p>\n DORIS RECOGNIZED?<\/p>\n WHO . . . IS THE MAD SCIENTIST WITH THE REMOTE CONTROL?<\/p>\n HOW . . . MANY MONSTERS FLEW OFF IN THE UFO?<\/p>\n WHERE . . . DID THEY GO?<\/p>\n WHY . . . ARE THE FBI TRYING TO COVER UP THE SIGHTING?<\/p>\n WHAT . . . IS THE MOTIVE OF THE MYSTERIOUS TEAM KNOWN AS THE MLA?<\/p>\n WHY . . . DOES . . . 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\nCOCKACOCKA!
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\nPOOP!\u00a0 POOM!
\nPOOP!\u00a0 POOSH!
\nPYOO!
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\nSPAH!
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