A quick note from your friends at www.chriswisniaarts.com!<\/p>\n
ITEM!<\/p>\n
At last, the wait is over! At this very second,
\n“THE LUMP: THE COMPLETE SORDID STORY”
\nTRADE PAPERBACK is listed in Previews, and ready to
\nbe ordered by your local comics shops! Be sure and tell
\nthem you want at least three copies! It ships to stores
\nJUNE 2006!<\/p>\n
During the process of putting this ungodly package
\ntogether, we kept coming up with crazy new
\nBONUS FEATURES to add, which ultimately bulked the
\nbook up to a whopping 160 pages!<\/p>\n
What can you expect, fans?<\/p>\n
– The complete sordid story, including the original
\ncovers and back covers!
\n– A brand new three-page epilogue!
\n– A four-page story that has yet to see print in
\nAmerica (featuring “The Lump’s” “Skitz” Jenkins,
\nwith cameos by Lindsay and Raven!)!
\n– Professor “Cleanie” Santini’s Fun Sanitation Tips,
\nAND Professor Pardi’s Sex Science Facts!
\n– An extra-special BONUS PAGE of NEVER-
\nBEFORE-SEEN Sex Facts and Sanitation Tips!
\n– Letters pages galore, by fans like yourself,
\nenamored by “The Lump!”
\n– Yours truly, Rob Oder, interviewing creator
\nChris Wisnia!
\n– Essays on the creation, publishing processes,
\nand ingenius marketing techniques of “The Lump!”
\nsome of which must have been responsible for its
\noriginal (small) sales numbers plummeting by
\ntwo-thirds! (A MUST-HAVE for aspiring
\nself-publishers!)!
\n– Original character sketches and page layouts!<\/p>\n
* * * * * * *<\/p>\n
WHAT IS THE LUMP??!<\/p>\n
See the attached advertisement, if you missed it in this
\nmonth’s Comics Journal!<\/p>\n
It’s the critically acclaimed film noir\/mad scientist\/ tabloid
\nhorror mystery of the year! “Demented and highly
\nenjoyable.” – Fourthrail.com. “Some of the best comic
\nbook fun I’ve had in years.” – Comixfan.com. “My favorite
\ncomic of the week.” -Comicbookresources.com. “Deserves
\na round of applause.” -Comicwidows.com. A “daffy
\nvalentine to pulp publications, gossip rags, and paranoia
\nliterature.” -Comicon.com. Soft cover, 160 pages,
\ncomic-book-sized, black and white. All that for just $14.95!<\/p>\n
* * * * * * *<\/p>\n
WEBSITE UPDATE!<\/p>\n
The website hasn’t changed in almost a year! Don’t bother
\ngoing there, unless you haven’t ordered your humongous,
\ntreasury-sized 9″x13″copy of “DORIS DANGER
\nSEEKS … WHERE GIANT MONSTERS CREEP AND
\nSTOMP!” featuring Kirby-style giant monsters inked by
\nDICK AYERS, and pin-ups of giant monsters by
\nMIKE MIGNOLA, SAM KIETH, MIKE ALLRED,
\nGENE COLAN, JOHN SEVERIN,
\nBILL SIENKIEWICZ, LOS BROS HERNANDEZ,
\nTONY MILLIONAIRE, and MORE!<\/p>\n
We’ll be sure and keep you updated on the website’s
\nprogress! Don’t hold your breath!<\/p>\n
* * * * * * *<\/p>\n
WHAT IS TABLOIA UP TO NEXT?!<\/p>\n
Glad you asked, fans! We’ve scrapped the religious project
\nmentioned in previous emails, due to (unenthusiastic)
\ninterest in DORIS DANGER’S adventures! We’re hoping
\nto get out at least TWO DORIS DANGER COMICS before
\nthe end of the year! Keep your eyes peeled for …<\/p>\n
“DORIS DANGER’S GREATEST ALL-OUT ARMY
\nBATTLES!” featuring giant monster war pin-ups by
\nDICK AYERS, SAM GLANZMAN, RUSS HEATH,
\nand JOHN SEVERIN!<\/p>\n
Once that’s out, we’ll follow it up with
\nDORIS DANGER … IN OUTER SPACE!” with outer
\nspace giant monster pin-ups by JH WILLIAMS III,
\nAL FELDSTEIN, DAVE GIBBONS, and
\nPETER BAGGE! What a line-up!<\/p>\n
* * * * * * *<\/p>\n
STOP SENDING ME %&*!??#?!<\/p>\n
Tired of receiving spam from TABLOIA? Email us back,
\nwith the above message!<\/p>\n
Thanks for reading, fans! – Rob Oder, editor-in-chief!
\nwww.chriswisniaarts.com<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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