TABLOIA MAILER #8907<\/p>\n
Greetings, fans! We’re back
\nfrom a successful Wonder-Con
\nwith a big list of brand-new
\ne-fans to keep updated! Welcome,
\noldies and newies! Here we go!<\/p>\n
CONVENTIONS!
\nThose of you who live far from
\nFlorida, such as Californians,
\nor perhaps Europeans, GET
\nYOUR BAGS PACKED! Chris
\nwill be making an appearance,
\nFebruary 24-26, at Orlando’s
\nMEGA-CON! Visit
\nhttp:\/\/www.megaconvention.com
\nfor info!<\/p>\n
* * * * *<\/p>\n
DORIS DANGER REVIEWS!<\/p>\n
Boy has Doris gotten a couple nice
\nreviews! Be sure and check them out at:<\/p>\n
http:\/\/www.comixfan.com\/xfan\/forums\/showthread.php?t=37791
\nhttp:\/\/www.comicbookresources.com\/columns\/index.cgi?column=pd#section1<\/p>\n
We have STILL not updated the website (Hoo-
\nWEE, we’re making a lot of fun changes!), but
\nDORIS DANGER SEEKS … WHERE GIANT
\nMONSTERS CREEP AND STOMP is available
\nfor sale online! Go to www.chriswisniaarts.com and
\nclick on Merchandise right away! We’re
\noffering FREE SHIPPING!<\/p>\n
* * * * *<\/p>\n
THE LUMP: THE COMPLETE SORDID
\nSTORY: TRADE PAPERBACK!<\/p>\n
It’s official! Collecting the critically
\nacclaimed film noir\/mad scientist\/ tabloid
\nhorror mystery of a body found on the
\nfreeway in pieces! Compiled with almost
\nA MILLION BONUS FEATURES,
\nincluding sketches and page layouts,
\ninterviews, A BRAND NEW EPILOGUE
\n(!!!), and a four-page story not published in
\nAmerica! It will be listed in April’s
\nPreviews, with a June store release! Here’s
\nwhat the reviewers thought:<\/p>\n
“Demented and highly enjoyable.”
\n— Fourthrail.com.
\n“Some of the best comic
\nbook fun I’ve had in years.”
\n— Comixfan.com.
\n“My favorite comic of the week.”
\n— Comicbookresources.com.
\n“Deserves a round of applause.”
\n— Comicwidows.com.
\nA “daffy valentine to pulp publications, gossip
\nrags, and paranoia literature.”
\n— Comicon.com.
\n“A total reading experience — and a gonzo one,
\nat that.”
\n— Aintitcoolnews.com.
\n“One of those rare comics you’ll read again and
\nagain, because it’s F-U-N.”
\n— Pretty-Scary.com.
\n“I felt like I stepped into the Twilight Zone.”
\n— Jazmaonline.com.<\/p>\n
144 pages\/B&W\/Comic book-sized\/$12.95.
\nStart thinking about it today!<\/p>\n
WARNING TO READERS Who Thought
\n“The Lump” Sounded Like It Might Be Okay,
\nAfter Reading All those Impressive-Sounding
\nQuotes:<\/p>\n
All quotes were written to describe “Tabloia
\nWeekly Magazine #572-576,” the periodical
\nin which “The Lump” was originally presented!
\nTherefore, these kind words are not necessarily
\nall specifically about “The Lump!” They were
\ntaken out of context to make “The Lump”
\nsound significantly more impressive than it
\nactually is! Any negative comments were
\ncarefully and deliberately edited out! And even
\nmore diabolical, reviews were often posted at
\ndifferent sites, so we were often able to quote
\nthe exact same review more than once, while
\ngiving the impression these were different
\nreviews! (Ingenius!)<\/p>\n
For links to the full reviews, be sure to visit
\nwww.chriswisniaarts.com right away!<\/p>\n
WEBSITE UPDATE!
\nFor those of you who made the
\nvisit recently, you’re aware that the
\nwww.chriswisniaarts.com website went down,
\nright when the monumental Doris
\nDanger Seeks … Where Giant
\nMonsters Creep and Stomp #1 hit
\nthe shelves! That means all our brand
\nnew fans, who picked up their first
\n“Salt Peter Press” comic, eager to learn
\nmore about us, rushed to their
\ncomputers and found a downed site!
\nO, The frustration, fear, bitterness, and
\nconfusion they must have felt is heart-
\nwrenching! For that reason, die-hard
\nfans, we’re calling on you to adopt a
\nnew Tabloia Fan! That’s right! You
\ncould do so much for them! Find all
\nthese kind, beloved souls in your area,
\ngive them comfort and support, and let
\nthem know not to despair! Go on,
\nit’s all right! Check back to the
\nTabloia site again! We abandoned you
\nin your time of need, but we’re there for
\nyou now! Poor, dear souls!<\/p>\n
In similar news! Because the website
\nwent down, all you disgruntled Tabloia
\nSpam-Receivers who ASKED TO BE
\nREMOVED FROM OUR MAILING LIST
\n– your emails were lost, and we didn’t
\nremove you as you asked! Sorry! (Heh heh!)
\nPlease simply reply again to this email! Be
\nsure to let us know how pissed you are, and
\nthat we BETTER take your name off THIS time
\n… or else!<\/p>\n
Thanks for reading, Fans!
\n–Rob Oder
\nEditor-in-Chief
\n“Tabloia Weekly Magazine!”
\nwww.chriswisniaarts.com<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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