{"id":219,"date":"2010-04-14T10:10:15","date_gmt":"2010-04-14T16:10:15","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/chriswisniaarts.com\/blog\/?p=219"},"modified":"2010-04-14T10:22:16","modified_gmt":"2010-04-14T16:22:16","slug":"wow-fans-tabloia-mailers-introduction","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/chriswisniaarts.com\/blog\/archives\/219","title":{"rendered":"WOW, FANS!  TABLOIA MAILERS! Introduction"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Are you the uninformed laughing stock of your friends and family? Don&#8217;t get left behind! Don&#8217;t be out-of-the-know! Join the TABLOIA MAILER (Free of Charge!) and keep up-to-date on the goings-on of artistic genius, Chris Wisnia! Begin receiving &#8220;spam emails&#8221; from us TODAY! It&#8217;s so easy! Simply send me, Rob Oder, an email, at roder &#8220;at&#8221; chriswisniaarts.com, with the heading, &#8220;Join the Mailer, if you si vous plait!&#8221; You won&#8217;t regret it!<\/p>\n<p>UPDATE!<\/p>\n<p>Fans! Ever since November 2005, we&#8217;ve been sending YOU, our three fans, &#8220;spam&#8221; mailings (or as computer-savvy folks might call them, &#8220;IM-EL&#8217;s&#8221; &#8211; an abbreviation for &#8220;INTERNET E-MAIL LETTERS&#8221;) to alert you to all the exciting things we at TABLOIA WEEKLY MAGAZINE are up to! You three fans would receive these &#8220;IL-ME&#8217;s&#8221; in a digital &#8220;mail-receiving-box&#8221;, usually near your driveway, and peruse, ignore, or recycle them at your leisure! Two or three of you sent reply letters asking us not to send you any more &#8220;ME-IL&#8221;! And our &#8220;spam mailers&#8221; were quickly forgotten &#8230; UNTIL NOW!<\/p>\n<p>If you didn&#8217;t receive our mailer, or carelessly discarded them, and later became curious about the goings-on of TABLOIA &#8230; you were out of luck &#8230; UNTIL NOW!<\/p>\n<p>That&#8217;s right &#8230; NOW! With excitement, we at &#8220;Tabloia Weekly Magazine: the Web Comic&#8221; now offer these rare, hard-to-find, expensive, classic, daring notes of spam! So informative! Educational! Witty! Dangerous! Intriguing! Humorous! Entertaining! Fun! Exciting! Relevant!<\/p>\n<p>Read on &#8230; and thrill at the goings-on! Gasp at the surprises! Reminisce about all those fond memories of Tabloia&#8217;s past! These &#8220;spam mailers&#8221; are FINALLY now wholly available, unabridged for your reading enjoyment!<\/p>\n<p>-Rob Oder! Editor-in-Chief!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Are you the uninformed laughing stock of your friends and family? Don&#8217;t get left behind! Don&#8217;t be out-of-the-know! Join the TABLOIA MAILER (Free of Charge!) and keep up-to-date on the goings-on of artistic genius, Chris Wisnia! Begin receiving &#8220;spam emails&#8221; from us TODAY! It&#8217;s so easy! 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