{"id":10817,"date":"2021-03-16T13:35:26","date_gmt":"2021-03-16T19:35:26","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/chriswisniaarts.com\/blog\/?p=10817"},"modified":"2021-03-17T14:28:25","modified_gmt":"2021-03-17T20:28:25","slug":"first-government-scientist","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/chriswisniaarts.com\/blog\/archives\/10817","title":{"rendered":"First Government Scientist"},"content":{"rendered":"

\"\"Fans! Super intelligent government scientists (“Nerds”!) have been a necessary boon and irritant for manly macho Army “G” division guys throughout it’s “G” history! Professor Croote showed up on the scene, furthering the despicable Army “G” Division agenda of performing dastardly, barbaric experiments on giant monsters. Despite his fierce allegiance, he found himself facing multiple victimizations (“Nerd”!) of the army’s “double duplicity”! However, through his many political and social travails (“Nerd”!), his desire to be popular with “those manly macho army guys” and dedication to same remained steadfast in horrendous experimentation of giant monsters toward the advancement of science! (“Nerd”!)<\/p>\n

GOVERNMENT SCIENTIST\u00a0\"\"\"\"<\/a><\/p>\n

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\nWith reverence and admiration for, and in loving parody of, the Atlas GIANT MONSTER comics of Jack Kirby, Stan Lee, Steve Ditko, and Larry Lieber, whose comics you should buy!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Fans! Super intelligent government scientists (“Nerds”!) have been a necessary boon and irritant for manly macho Army “G” division guys throughout it’s “G” history! Professor Croote showed up on the scene, furthering the despicable Army “G” Division agenda of performing dastardly, barbaric experiments on giant monsters. Despite his fierce allegiance, he found himself facing multiple […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"nf_dc_page":"","_uag_custom_page_level_css":"","_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"site-sidebar-layout":"default","site-content-layout":"default","ast-site-content-layout":"default","site-content-style":"default","site-sidebar-style":"default","ast-global-header-display":"","ast-banner-title-visibility":"","ast-main-header-display":"","ast-hfb-above-header-display":"","ast-hfb-below-header-display":"","ast-hfb-mobile-header-display":"","site-post-title":"","ast-breadcrumbs-content":"","ast-featured-img":"","footer-sml-layout":"","ast-disable-related-posts":"","theme-transparent-header-meta":"default","adv-header-id-meta":"","stick-header-meta":"default","header-above-stick-meta":"","header-main-stick-meta":"","header-below-stick-meta":"","astra-migrate-meta-layouts":"default","ast-page-background-enabled":"default","ast-page-background-meta":{"desktop":{"background-color":"","background-image":"","background-repeat":"repeat","background-position":"center center","background-size":"auto","background-attachment":"scroll","background-type":"","background-media":"","overlay-type":"","overlay-color":"","overlay-opacity":"","overlay-gradient":""},"tablet":{"background-color":"","background-image":"","background-repeat":"repeat","background-position":"center center","background-size":"auto","background-attachment":"scroll","background-type":"","background-media":"","overlay-type":"","overlay-color":"","overlay-opacity":"","overlay-gradient":""},"mobile":{"background-color":"","background-image":"","background-repeat":"repeat","background-position":"center center","background-size":"auto","background-attachment":"scroll","background-type":"","background-media":"","overlay-type":"","overlay-color":"","overlay-opacity":"","overlay-gradient":""}},"ast-content-background-meta":{"desktop":{"background-color":"var(--ast-global-color-5)","background-image":"","background-repeat":"repeat","background-position":"center center","background-size":"auto","background-attachment":"scroll","background-type":"","background-media":"","overlay-type":"","overlay-color":"","overlay-opacity":"","overlay-gradient":""},"tablet":{"background-color":"var(--ast-global-color-5)","background-image":"","background-repeat":"repeat","background-position":"center center","background-size":"auto","background-attachment":"scroll","background-type":"","background-media":"","overlay-type":"","overlay-color":"","overlay-opacity":"","overlay-gradient":""},"mobile":{"background-color":"var(--ast-global-color-5)","background-image":"","background-repeat":"repeat","background-position":"center center","background-size":"auto","background-attachment":"scroll","background-type":"","background-media":"","overlay-type":"","overlay-color":"","overlay-opacity":"","overlay-gradient":""}},"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_feature_clip_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[83],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-10817","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-doris-danger"],"aioseo_notices":[],"aioseo_head":"\n\t\t\n\t\n\t\n\t\n\t\n\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t